starter call // @suncentral
“ Oh, this is just frustrating. ” Honey should have known that carrot garden was too tempting. Though she had hoped that the farms owner wouldn’t have booby-trapped the patch. Now here she is. Hanging upside down with her foot caught in one of those old-gimmicky rope-traps. She’s not hurt, of course, just hanging there with a sigh as she looks at her ‘steal’ across the ground. All this for six carrots? “This is what I get for not growing my own garden. Oh. Honey, you’re so stu--”
There’s a pause then as she hears someone approaching. Right hand reaches down as she snags up a carrot from the ground. Herself not bothering to free her leg as she places the carrot in her lips like a cigar. Arms folded across her chest as she mentally prepares the usual shtick. Should she play up the innocent bunny routine? Perhaps. Or she sh--
That’s not a farmer.
Now this was ironic. The sight of Bugs causes her to swallow the carrot fully. A toonish choking sound escaping her as she spins while upside down. Her hand coming up to slam into her chest, carrot popping out fully, and being caught by her hand as she coughs. She had been expecting a farmer, honestly. She already had the shtick prepared! What does she do now? It’s not like she couldn’t get herself out, honestly. It was easy to use a carrot to cut said rope. She had just been so busy berating herself! Now what was she supposed to say or do? Say something!
“ Ah. Do you.,.. hang around here often?”
That pun hurt even her.