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“Why don’t you tell me how the hell you got into my apartment, again?” Jenna said as she picked up the groceries she had dropped. Maybe Diego was right, she should lock her windows. She raised an eyebrow as he told her everything was going to be fine. ”What did you do, Klaus?”

“Oh, your window was unlocked.” He shrugged. Climbing up hadn’t even been that hard - maybe all the training Sir Reginald had given them hadn’t been a complete waste, after all, he thought to himself. “Me? I didn’t do anything. Why would you say that?”

He laughed, but his laugh was nervous, and his eyes kept drifting to the street below them. “But hypothetically, what would you say if I told you I got in some trouble and there was a group of very angry, very violent people chasing me here, and maybe I didn’t do a very good job of losing them before I climbed up? You know, hypothetically.” There was a sound of sirens in the background, and Klaus flinched. “Oh, and they’re here for me, too. Hypothetically.”

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031 — Slam my muse against a wall.

Okay, perhaps he deserved that (he found, as he braced for impact, he empathized with Jack Sparrow a little too much in these particularly fleeting moments).

He wasn’t sure why he did (Jack Sparrow, anyone?), but he knew, somewhere along this so-called journey to self-discovery, there was a line he had crossed- or, more than likely, several. 

It wasn’t that difficult when it came right down to him. His most basic makeup contained a personality he strove every day to rid himself of, causing what bubbled like witches’ brew atop unsteady, rippling blacktop to appear as a monster akin to exacerbated confidence. Realistically, a pathetic attempt at such.

So when he felt sudden hands upon his shoulders and his back scrape against sharpened brick, he understood- this was, most definitely, all his fault.

Seeing who had decided today’s the day only confirmed glaring sentiment.

Now, this was the part where Josh feigned ignorance, regarding Jenna with a quizzical brow and an obnoxiously fake pained expression. He gripped the very top of his arm, as if she had dug her nails into exposed skin before releasing him violently against the side of the building (it was hot, so he donned a black (absorbs heat, dumb ass!) muscle tank, making him appear much more douche-like than normal).

“Damn, Laurens! If you wanted it rough, all you had to do was ask,” as if such a remark would somehow save him from whatever excruciating argument they were about to have. His comment was unnecessary and boorish, yes, but also hilarious in his mind. Being disgusting would, during certain intervals, allow him to escape via microscopic crawl space- others, uhhh, if only. 

If he were to guess, this entire altercation commenced because of Nova. And, if he were to be completely honest, he didn’t care for Nova’s twin; although, he did try to remain civil when the kinder, better female was around; however

she wasn’t around now, was she?

* VIOLENT ACTION STARTERS

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[text; Kevin] iSSA joke! [text; Kevin] Apparently we look similar to Meghan Rain, little fyi for you incase you ever get lonely while me and Nova are out. 

[text; Jenna] okay [text; Jenna] I really didn’t need to know that, but alright I guess.  [text; Jenna] Not that I’d need that information. I don’t. I don’t watch porn

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Jenna sat in the chair in her living room sorting through prints of her photos. She was supposed to submit a portfolio in two more hours for a gallery show, and she was suffering through it. Klaus, bless him, was trying to help also looking through her various shots.

“Y’know, maybe I should just skip this one,” she sighed. “It’s not like I ever enjoy myself at the galleries anyway.”

“What? No, come on, we can do this! It’ll be good - don’t you like seeing your pictures in the gallery?” If he were to be honest, Klaus would have to admit that he wasn’t really sure how these things worked. He loved drawing and he enjoyed painting, too, and a few people had suggested that he go in that direction, but he’d never really listened to them, he’d never really gotten involved in the art world. Still, he was fairly sure that having your pictures in a gallery was a good thing that most photographers wanted.

He rifled through a few more photos, looking for one he’d seen earlier that he’d marked as a ‘maybe’. “Here, what about this one?” He asked, moving to hand it over to Jenna.

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“I was just kinda pointing it out.” He mumbled. Hearing her say that Nova was worse off, he quickly got to his feet. “Is she okay? Where is she?”

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“We ended the debate with you winning, only because we found evidence that women are actually better suited to have more than one partner.”

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