May 7
arch’s absolute disgust at astarion during the last stream — where astarion tried to bite him which revealed he was a vampire — confirmed to me that i am dating a completely Straight, absolutely no-doubt Heterosexual man. like i’ll see him be all fruity with his homies and then astarion’ll flirt and he’ll recoil like he ate an extra sour lemon and i’ll nod and go okay it’s really just women for you, huh.
#bro folds instantly at shadowheart but astarion was so viscerally off-putting for him#fascinating experience to witness as someone who is Not immune to astarion#unfortunately that pathetic sack of bones was tailor made for me (side-eyes spike btvs)#bg3#sunfox rambles#sunfoxhq#me a bisexual: i’ll fuck all of these characters. arch: man astarion pisses me off.