i have eight poisoned apples and five regular apples in my bag and i don’t remember which is which.

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i have eight poisoned apples and five regular apples in my bag and i don’t remember which is which.
arch’s absolute disgust at astarion during the last stream — where astarion tried to bite him which revealed he was a vampire — confirmed to me that i am dating a completely Straight, absolutely no-doubt Heterosexual man. like i’ll see him be all fruity with his homies and then astarion’ll flirt and he’ll recoil like he ate an extra sour lemon and i’ll nod and go okay it’s really just women for you, huh.
wanted to log out of my own tumblr blog to start up this one and i didn't check where i clicked so when the 'wait a second, are you Sure you want to Delete your Whole-Ass Account?' message popped up i had one hell of a heart attack.
anyway hi. new blog. didn't delete the old one. won't tell u which it is if u don't know.
donde esta my pakidge :( ?
(sees the clearance pile at the store) ooh! a little treat for myself
when i, aj, started playing bg3 i got really hyped really quickly and then i highkey forced arch to buy the game too -which took him like a solid uhhh six months before he did- and ever since i was so so curious to see what character he'd make, what race and class he'd pick, and he kept being super vague like 'ohh i'll wait for it In The Moment' which was incredibly frustrating bc i wanted to make MY character with space for HIS character but since HIS character was a big questionmark all the way up until our first stream, i couldn't do any of my regular brainstorming. like now i don't know what songs my character would listen to, or what her motif is, or what her moodboard would look like.
anyway, as i spontaneously designed my character, i decided to give her purple-coloured eyes and call her alexandria.
chat do we believe anything be says
arch controls our instagram and i control this blog. who do we think is gonna win the followers race?