#sunlit meadow

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Edward, busting into Alice’s room in a cold sweat after looking at Beau for an hour: AM I GAY?!?

Alice, whipping out a PowerPoint Presentation: I am so glad you asked.

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Meadow sweet.

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Edward: one last question. i just have to ask. would you mind if umm- would you mind if i ripped off all your clothes with my teeth?

Beau: god, i’d be honoured

Edward: *shocked pikachu face*

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Emmett: have you ever managed to win an argument with Beau?

Edward: we never argue. he speaks spanish and i shut up.

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Edward: so i’ve been thinking—

Rosalie: oh, that must’ve been hard, are you ok?

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Edward: unlike some people, i'm a very mature person. i apologize when i'm wrong.

Rosalie: but i've never heard you apologize?

Edward: are you saying there's times when i'm wrong?

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Rosalie: How does he not notice that I'm mad at him? We haven't talked in 20 minutes? What is he even thinking about?

What’s Emmett thinking about: I could take a bear in a fight... not like a grizzly bear but like a black bear. Jump on its back, put it in a headlock. Done.

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