Oct 25, 2025
Imagine your yandere partner trying to be all sexy and scary when they see you covered in bruises, only to find out it's because you're a clutz.
"Who did this to you?!" They'd yell with pure hate in their eyes.
"Me."
"Huh?"
"I walked into the kitchen table."
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