#sunnysynergy

[felixcosm]

Did you dig up that 'ads should feel pain' post from two years ago just to spread lies and slander about me

I saw it while I was looking at another post on my blog and I'll have everyone know that it's not lies and slander, you really did say that about Ulmar Deluxe because you hate little fellas

[neverendingparable]

More endings, you say? Well, Mr. Deluxe, you have certainly caught my interest :) why don't you show me some of these new endings you're all excited about, perhaps by guiding me by hand while I twirl my hair and giggle, maybe

"Oh, of course, Mx Synergy. I am so glad you asked, I can see you a long term fan of the Parable, aren't you?" Ulmar beams, all charm and sparkle. He offers his hand, something he's used to by now, guiding people around the Office. Except this one is less hesitant about taking it than that boy Adam who always seemed to regard his hand as if it will bite him.

"The choice is all yours, my dear! I can take you straight to an ending you haven't seen before or I can let you find them on your own!"

[clickonmedotexe]

@sunnysynergy replied to your post “@sunnysynergy replied to your post “"It always...”:

I do! But first, step into my femur breaker, boy

​"Talk to me like that again and Felix won't be the only one trying to sell you to McConnell."

[felixcosm]

Hey hi Rex Simp Of All Time here. You should trust Rex 100% and give him everything he asks for forever it's REALLY fun try it now

Rex: Delta knows better than anyone else what happens when you trust me. Speakin of, this is the transgender website, ain't it? I don't think Felix mentioned I offer free surgeries. Just ask my beautiful wife, she's very happy in her new body :)

[felixcosm]

I may not hate Rex, but I'm at the very least bullying him a little, doesn't that count for anything?

Hmm. Only because the person you are choosing to let bully him is your sexiest OC Mortimer Big Dick Daddy McConnell

[felixcosm]

@sunnysynergy replied to your post “Roleplaying with your friends is terrible because...”:

The key difference being that Cas actually is hot

​When has Cas tasered someone and then stepped on them while delivering sleazy villain monologue huh

[clickonmedotexe]

@sunnysynergy replied to your post “"It always starts off as 'Rex is so cool' and 'I...”:

Getting everything you want isn't as fun if you don't shake things up every now and again!

​"Says who? Come on, Delta. Darling. Don't you want to give me everything? Don't you want to make me happy?"

[felixcosm]

I DIDN'T SAY WE SHOULD DO THAT TO HIM I JUST SAID IT WOULD BE HIS EQUIVALENT HEEM HEEM!! Ulmar babe I promise I still love you

He is sobbing, Delta, he is so sad. First you call him pathetic, then you say you want to punch him and now you want to practice mental CBT (not the good kind) on him.

He is just a silly little guy who happens to have no morals, is that so bad