#super fucking random

[lino-know]

OKAY BUT HYUNJIN AS ACHILLES AND SEUNGMIN AS PATROCLUS IN THE SONG OF ACHILLES 

[staticspxcelover]

why the fuck was george h. w. bush watching me eat candy in my dream last night

[peachydyoung]

my follower count is growing fast as fuck wtf 

[theopenscroll]

Is there a thing where people absolutely hate their own bodily functions? 

Like, I put off going to the bathroom/showering/eating until my body is demanding that I do it. Same with sneezing, yawning or needing sleep.

Like, idk why I’m like this. I feel like, actual annoyance and anger at my body when I have to sneeze more than once, or when I can’t hold my pee any longer, or when i have to shower because my hair is greasy. 

It’s so fucking inconvenient having a body. I hate it, I wish I could just freeze my brain until we evolve past having these stupid lumpy needy flesh suits.

[reckless-emotions]

you know what? why wouldnt a guy want to be with me? Im smart, im pretty, I love sucking dick, but most importantly im so fucking ambitious and I am after money 24/7 so chances are I'll also be living the good life too. honestly all a dude has to be is good looking, keep up with my conversations and be romantic. thats all i fucking want leave the rest of the fucking situation to me, after all, i am a control freak too so for the love of fuck just make this easy for the both of us and just shutup and fucking chill. for the love of fuck i'll buy both of our rings too. just stay put, jesus christ.

[ohyesporfavor]

You know....

I never liked Kurt Angle...that muthafucker got on my nerves. Just sayin...