#super seducer

[men-of-colors]

Putting the Ho’ back in Hosea.

talk is cheap. dress like you really mean it.

[poisonfutagoddess]

Aaaah… the Perfect Body of a Goddess!

[69-adel]

[bigdonskillz]

The Worst Way to Pickup Women #Shorts

[calraisin]

What I Learned From Kevin #77

Please DO NOT learn how to flirt from video games or movies or tv, particularly the genre that rhymes with corn; none of that is real

- Super Seducer 2 but I pick every bad option

[meowphogenetic]

Bringing this back due to recent drama

[not-draven-draaaven]

Draven : Vladimir, I’m afraid we can’t work together. We gonna have problems ya know ? Cause... ya haven’t been here fer long at all... and I can’t do any work because I’m just lookin’ at ya and just thinkin’ to fuck ya... bendin’ ya ova da desk... Boum boum boum... ya know ? What we gonna do now ?

Vladimir : ... You disgust me. Jerk off and spit your stupid genome in a sock.

[mag-mae-moo]

“Love Doctor MacDaddy Jack”