#super text meme

[heartsandmiinds]

[text to Ralhy] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

[ 4:08am - Selina ]: Now? Right now?

[ 4:08am - Selina ]: Is it a city official? Someone big like that?

[ 4:08am - Selina ]: Because if it’s not then fuck off and let it rot and let me sleep.

[heartsandmiinds]

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home / theswannking

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[text]: What are you, 5?

[text]: And more importantly, why do I have to be the one to walk you home?

[text]: Do I look like a dog walker to you?

[text]: Actually, don’t answer that…

[imgonnashoottothrill-archive]

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] Last I saw of you, you were dancing down the street barefoot singing the Best of The Who.

[imgonnashoottothrill-archive]

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text: E] Will you forgive me if I say it was an accident? Which it was.

[justneededamoment]

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

[SMS - Natasha]: I'm not sure the warranty works like that.[SMS - Natasha]: Do you still have a copy of the receipt?

[justneededamoment]

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me.

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

[SMS - Natasha]: On my way.[SMS - Natasha]: Should I be picking up any ingredients?

[justneededamoment]

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

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[SMS - Hawkguy]: What did I tell you about drinking without the team?

[justneededamoment]

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

[SMS - Tasha]: Sorry, all sales are final.