#selina-taylor

[heartsandmiinds]

@selina-taylor​ asked a question:

“Yeah, yeah, we’re all fucked up. We deal with it!” Ralhy shouted from her room. “No need to be shouting about it at 4 in the fucking morning!”

[samuraiofice]

How to summon your vodka aunt

1. Make sure that you’re in a dimly lit area, alone

2. Sprinkle the area with rainbow pride stickers

3. Shout out that Broadway sucks and is for fags

4. (Optional safety measure): Guard face with arms to mitigate some of the force of the punch coming your way.

Congratulations Jacob, you’ve summoned the weird psychic lady.

[evora-eriu-mclaggen]

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send me a symbol for…  ☠  five times my muse thought about hitting yours, and the one time they did. 

  @selina-taylor

☠ Once for blatant disobedience. Selina was never good with following commands, but one of the conditions under which Eriu agreed to help was that she does. And so it didn’t go unnoticed when one time she just refused to do what she was told. Had she been within Eriu’s reach, she would have been struck.

☠ Once for a badly timed joke when Eriu agreed to bring her along to a luncheon with the local kingpin. It was not a party Selina would have enjoyed at any level of drunkenness, and she realised it at a point when it was too late to back out. Eriu didn’t care if Selina decided to jest to amuse herself or tried to liven up the crowd… but somehow she’s achieved both. 

☠ Once for lying. It was small and not really that significant, and maybe that’s precisely why it made Eriu glance up from her newspaper. 

☠ Once during training. After several complaints about Eriu’s expecting too much of Selina the woman considered making it twice as difficult.

☠ Once when Selina approached of her own accord to press a careful revering kiss to Eriu’s shoulder. But it was her that breached personal boundaries first, so it wasn’t something Selina really deserved to be blamed for.

☠ One time she did get hit was for accidentally stepping on Eriu’s toes with her boots. 

[fangoffenrir]

@selina-taylor

[text; Selina Taylor] hey pal [text; Selina Taylor] just saw an article about an *unidentified meta* involved in some warehouses getting blasted to matchsticks ‘round your way [text; Selina Taylor] so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [text; Selina Taylor] hit me up if you need a place to crash

[lady-silver-hair]

@selina-taylor

“Aunt Selina! You’re back!”

The girl jumped with excitement as she began dragging her inside. There was a good chance she was really here for Fang, but the warlock knew she could get away with stealing her for however long it took to fill the cupboard with sweets.

“Come on, we’re spending the entire day in the kitchen. I bought a ton of chocolate chips and I’m not letting them last very long.”

[virignium]

E4 pls

Make Tya look stupid!

Offended Fire Lady sounds

[albionawakened]

@selina-taylor (sorry, it’d be in the ask but tumblr seems to be EATING asks from a certain time today)

Sit down next to my muse

It really wasn’t that hard to find the Mage, if you knew where to look. She owned a nightclub that was quite exclusively for people with powers. Which meant that to meet her, all you had to do was, well…

Find the doorway that didn’t belong, enter through it to a place that wasn’t real, and walk through the clubs until you find the redhead that people tend to avoid.

Not intentionally, it wasn’t as if she worked at scaring off people. Oh no. And often she had company.

But there was something about the Mage, the feeling of her power. It strangely made sure that people just…

found other seats.

But if you find her, if you sit next to her, well? At the very least she’ll signal one of her not quite real waiters over and make sure you get a free drink. What you do from there?

That really was up to you.

Or in this case, was up to Selina.

[divinegalestorm]

@selina-taylor continued from here

She flicked her finger, and the light switch responded from across the room. She stood up as the television turned off and summoned a book from a table at the back of the room, landing open about halfway through the pages.

“The heroes begun to suspect the work of a lich. The phylacteries would not be far, if that was the case... It’ll be fun. In and out. Twenty minute adventure.”