alright so i bit the bullet and signed up for Super Club Penguin (formerly known as SuperCPPS) because I wanted to play their latest party (which translated is like Bambadee’s Quest: The Snow Pirates). Here’s a semi-live blog of it w/ some Google translation:
Note: bit long and written over the course of several days as new content came out
Bambadee you gotdamn pirate I love you so much
We’re finding a crystal heart? L-like the one in my little pony?
That non-Spanish-speaking moment when it takes you 5 minutes to understand “stand on the red circle”
Swordfight! Kinda wanted to experience this ever since I saw pictures of Pirate Party 2014, but it turns out it’s just Rock Paper Scissors. Granted Card Jitsu is that too.
Also I’m fighting one of Tusk’s minions… tusk4pirate2k20
“We will visit an old friend of mine!” Bambadee, are you talking about who I think you’re talking about
oh absolutely, we’re going to Rockhopper Island
Rockhopper SPOTTED
“Bambadee, my boy! Are ye coming back for that rematch in Mancala? laughs I already told ye, ye can’t beat me.”
“Yarr was eating the pieces the whole time!”
i love them
“Good luck, and thanks for upholding the legacy of this old captain! Arr!”
i’m upholding his legacy… RH it’s an honor
“It’s an honor to be one of the few pirates who use the old sea route… Now everyone uses those strange boxes! Yuck!”
I want everyone to know that as I write this, Rookie is box dimension hopping over in CPR
oh they reused the Candy Dimension for the Island of Sweets, clever
So you’re telling me, to make this candy corn monster let me pass, I gotta make 20 pizzas in Candytron 3000. What do you take me for, Bambadee, a gamer?
my touchscreen laptop didn’t work with this client either so I had to do it with a mouse (F)
Next island: “An island full of technology… Those screens and videos of cat puffles… what uselessness!”
SDGFGSSDFH UNRELATED TO THE QUEST BUT I WALKED INTO A MASCOT MEETUP
who needs trackers when you can wander aimlessly and get ambushed by Bambadee
“BY MY BEARDS! A METAL PENGUIN! I knew drinking all that cream soda was a bad idea! Arrrgh! I’ll go lie down for a while…”
“Can you reprogram this thing to dispense cream soda?”
I need a System Defender stamp to get through? but i need to ask someone to invite me to the EPF! And that involves talking to people in Spanish!!
oh wait no we’re okay i didn’t need to ask anyone. but i failed the test twice lol. sorry director (who apparently isn’t aunt arctic)
*after solving a technology puzzle* “You did it, pirate! I’m not sure what you did exactly but it worked!”
Next island is Shipwreck Island, but it’s been taken over by a mist. Feels very gothic.
“HOLY LIGHTNING SON OF A MOTHER PENGUIN! WE’RE BEING AMBUSHED!” bambadee you trying to swear
Snow Golem: “Tank want to see what color penguin is inside!” oh jesus christ
Wait, the final island is the Island of Elements? oh my god we’re actually gonna see Tusk aren’t we
“Before leaving, I want to tell you that you all have been a crew that any pirate would be jealous of… Arr… too many feelings! To work, marine worms!” 🥺🥺
Reached the snow part of the island… there’s a Japanese gate… tusk…
oh you can see the other islands from the top of the snow mountain! thats cool!
you really gonna make me rock-paper-swordfight these snow golems over and over again each time i log out huh? really gonna do that to me?
“You found a Tusk background. Would you like to pick it up?” ABSOLUTELY
PIRATE TUSK PIRATE TUSK
it’s just normal speech with ARRs thrown in dfasdfsd
OH GOD HE’S TALKING TOO FAST FOR ME TO TRANSLATE SHI-- f those 3 dialog boxes
i defeat tusk by throwing snowballs at him. kinda like. kinda like what sensei did to hi
Tusk: “Arr, say hi to that gray penguin for me, we’ll meet again, and next time, I won’t lose.” hey sensei i kicked your ex’s ass
oh yeah the crystal heart we got it now. kinda forgot we were getting that.
Bambadee has another gift for me? What could it b– A PARROT PUFFLE. shame puffle creatures aren’t really my thing
in conclusion: nice custom party. I love Bambadee with all my heart, and I accept this pirate Tusk with open arms. I rate it a ninja out of pirate.
