#supercrapper

[vespertilianthing]

so my friend bought a house and it came with this elaborate Japanese supertoilet. the first time I walked into the bathroom it spied me, raised its lid with a hiss and spat a little water. worst of all, someone had painted big googly eyes on the underside of the lid.

I went back downstairs. "I no longer need to use the restroom. It did a threat display at me."