LMAO imagine moving into a house you didn't know was haunted by two extremely unfriendly ghosts.
Neither sprit wants you there, and they agreed that they scare you away or kill you trying, being fine with either outcome.
Little do they know that you yourself are some supernatural being.
The first time they manage to get a knife in your stomach you just, kind of, pull it out, and put it in the kitchen sink, as if it was hardly an inconvenience.
This thought amuses me


















