Why I like them: besides being ridiculously attractive, he's very smart and considerate. he's really changed since the first season and he's grown so much. and he's so fucking precious omg.
Favorite episode: Point Blank. ahsfdja. ;____; so many badass and "COME BACK, LET ME HUG YOU" moments. I swear when he had that gun I was terrified skgfds.
Favorite season: I really liked this season. it tested him and his loyalties, which was a wee bit heartbreaking but it was great. but ugh I love season 1 too just because of how flirty and adorable he was with everyone.
Favorite line: "You probably have no idea who I am, so I'm going to tell you. I'm an internationally renowned art thief -- and tonight I'm here to rob you. Cheers!"
OTP: Neal/Chloe Sullivan. PLEEEEAAAAASEEEE.
Brotp: Neal and Peter. also, Neal and Mozzie because their friendship is absolutely precious.
Head canon: he's a cuddler. skjgdsf.
Unpopular opinion: I don't like him and Sara together. but I can deal with it. so I won't bitch about it or anything XD unless I'm talking to Lena.
A wish: I WANT ELIZABETH AND PETER TO HAVE A CHILD AND FOR THEM TO MAKE NEAL THE GODFATHER. FUCKING PLEASE. also hi, for once can things go nicely for this man. like, please don't kill his girlfriends anymore and please don't chase him out of the country again it's rude and I want him to be happy okay.
An oh-god-please-don't-ever-happen: DON'T SEND HIM BACK TO PRISON ;________;
5 words to best describe them: adorable, clever, sly, charming, precious.
My nickname for them: "BABY" "HONEY" "ATTRACTIVE ASSHOLE"