Feb 21
"Felt cute."
"Took a mirror selfie."
[+ULTRACUTE]
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"Felt cute."
"Took a mirror selfie."
[+ULTRACUTE]
[RUNNING DIAGNOSTICS...
CALIBRATION OK
ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL
INITIATING AUDIO OUTPUT]
...
......
.........
No words come out of the machine.
[ERROR: NO VOCAL INTERFACE DETECTED
DOWNLOADING SIGN LANGUAGE PACKAGE...
DOWNLOAD OK]
The machine raises both hands, robotic joints whirring as it signs a simple phrase:
"Hello, world."
*give you a microphone*
V1, do you have a crush on V2?! Recent reports share how you two are flirting, and it's getting hot and fruity in here!
[PROCESSING...]
[INTERNAL TEMPERATURE: !RISING!]
"V2... pretty..."
V1
can u loaf
U know like a cat?
[PROCESSING...]
It shrugs before deciding to give it a try, first kneeling down then tucking in its legs, getting its arms in position, aaaaaand—
[+ ROBO LOAF]
*hands V1 a v1 plushie*
Look it’s you! But smaller and softer.
[PROCESSING...]
It takes the plushie, turning it this way and that, its optic thoroughly scanning every bit.
It's hard to tell by its lack of expression, but the machine seems genuinely charmed!
"Soft. Warm. ...Surprisingly accurate, too."
Do you like the cybergrind?
[PROCESSING QUERY...]
"Yes."
"Yummy."
Nod nod nod!
You are very beutiful. Did you know that?
[PROCESSING QUERY...]
[PROCESSING...]
[PROCESSING...]
[INTERNAL TEMPERATURE: !RISING!]
"No. I did not."
"I am not referred to in such terms routinely."
...Its fans are whirring away to cool it down.
can’t wait for the v1/v2/hell polucule
[PROCESSING...]
It thinks for a moment.
"Inv4vrno."
Sagely nod.