May 11, 2025
“I found your social media. I hope you lose and your ship sinks”
-@artificialadministrator
“#### OFF YOU D### PIECE OF SCRAP METAL!! NO ONE HAS ASKED NOR APPRECIATES YOUR PRESENCE”
seen from Australia
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“I found your social media. I hope you lose and your ship sinks”
-@artificialadministrator
“#### OFF YOU D### PIECE OF SCRAP METAL!! NO ONE HAS ASKED NOR APPRECIATES YOUR PRESENCE”
🫧(I wanna try and make art for all the previous events so I’m starting with the very first one lmao. Don’t expect them to be crazy detailed they’re just mostly silly sketches since I cannot draw Ahab’s very complicated arm design that I gave her 💔)
Also creds to @greysmonichrome for the silly guy on the right since they were the one to mostly kick it off hehe)
What?! Who are we fighting?! *The anon would proceed to lift up into the air and try and determine the enemies from their team mates. After making a logical decision they began to slaughter the enemies with their sword*
-Fuzzy worm anon
-nah we going to war 💀
[The Captain fought along side the anon and the rest of the crew. The onslaught of enemies felt almost endless…however soon enough they began to retreat off and everything began to calm down. Gasharpoon gave a long tired sigh]
“####ing finally… CLEAN UP THE DECK! TEND TO THE WOUNDED! We finally got those ####ers to back off…”
”GAH one can still feel the burning pain of that thing shooting through my code.” 1x please go heal-
-1x1x1x1
“1x you have to stand down. This battle isn’t worth suffering over. Just grab a Medkit and take a minute to regain yourself.”
[The Captain looked serious. She couldn’t have his best crew mate in shambles like this. Especially with how much damage and losses they were already facing]
Ah geez..Captain?..the fuck happened? I can barely remember anything after taking a swig of that rum..wait- 😨
-fuzzy worm anon
-bro finally got over it 😭
[Chaos was all around the poor anon, someone immediately pulls the anon up. It was the Captain]
“Get up matey! We got a battle to fight!!”
[She shoves a sword into the anons arms and ran off to continue fighting]
”Then one shall be of use when they inevitably inva-“ 1x immediately got hit by a canon ball
-1x1x1x1
(1x is alive I swear-)
“!!! Oh s### you alright??”
[The Captain quickly helped up 1x]
“I’d advise you to seek shelter if you need to recover. That was quite a hit you took..”