#suprooney

[carvedopen]

"Dear diary" :D

dear diary,

i am so crazy-stupid happy! i met a boy!

he’s tall, dark and handsome.  only he’s not really dark because he’s white.  but his hair is dark… so. he is a fucking varsity basketball player and i dream about the day he’ll give me his letter man jacket.  that day will come.  i know because we really hit it off.  see, i introduced myself: new kid, what’s your name, i’m jd. do you want to fuck? and he introduced himself: hey new kid, i’m diggie, what does jd stand for, hell yeah i want to fuck.  and then we went to the 7-11 on a DATE and i took him out back and blew him.  he says he’ll call me, and i think he actually might!  

[carvedopen]

"What's our song?"

"at this rate, i’ll be heading for electric chairsi’m only human with my cross to bearwhen she described her underweari forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul”

- wow i can get sexual too // say anything

"happily ever after who better for each other than another candidate tomake a case that all you’ve ever needed is a pretty facebut the bottom line above is that never was is all they’ll ever bethey cant resist the pillow of devotions of a narcissistbut their together anyway and showed themselves a taste of reality”

- narcissist // hedley 

"you stopped by my house the night you escapedwith tears in my eyes, i begged you to stayyou said, ‘hey man, i love you but no fucking way’”

- twin size mattress // the front bottoms 

[carvedopen]

suprooney said: //you called

[i need to work on my l&m verse come plot with me please]

[singiisms]

      ❝ Hey, Diggie! Diggity-Diggity-Dig! ❞ 

                        Tiny fingers joyfully poked the other, in joyous                                                 rhythm with her words.       ❝ So, uh, I have a question. A question      that I am asking for a friend named       Liv-sa,Livsa, yeah, she’s Russian. Um,       so, she may or may not have accidentally      told this really cute boy down at the mall       that she’s a huge Super Bowl fan - which,             by the way, is not an award show for       celebrities with bowl cuts. ❞                          She gently grabbed at her hair, twirling the strands                     around her finger as she lowered her voice on the                                                  last sentence.       ❝ Anyway, she just needs to know if the Seahawks       are, like, actual birds or just a ship name like                         Miggie or Brangelina.❞

[carvedopen]

"Get on all fours, kiss this dead girl walking."

"You got it."

[playtillyouache-blog-blog]

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"Excuse me? Yeah, this room is reservied."

[supdiggie-blog]

     && suprooney

                       Maddie snorted into the camera at his expression.                                       ❛ Okay, okay, it was a good joke. F u n n y.                                          But when are you coming back? I miss you. ❜

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&&. ryan mccartan icons for suprooney!! ( DO NOT TAKE )