#surface answers

[ask-trans-hazamada]

“Oi Oi, leave the poor kid alone, don’t you assholes see you’re making them upset.” -Kujira (ask-Morioh-duo)

Yeah, that’s my job.

-Surface Hazamada

@ask-morioh-duo

[almostdailyjosukes]

[for surface!josuke] Alright, tell you what. Try and impress me- then I MIGHT consider one date with you. -dailyshoujosuke

“Wanna try some of that good self lovin’, hm Josuke-kun~?“

@dailyshoujosuke

[ask-trans-hazamada]

What's with the band-aid on your nose?

When those two guys jumped his dumbass and dragged him behind the restroom he ended up getting a scar from his broken nose. It’s hardly noticeable but Hazamada’s self conscious about it so he keeps it covered with the bandaid.

Still looks like crap to me, but, whatever. He does what he wants.

-Surface Hazamada

[ask-trans-hazamada]

forehead

*Slow wooden claps*

Ya did it. You guys did it, the straw that broke the camel’s back.

Great, now I gotta be the one who answers. Thanks for bullying Haza for me.

-Surface Hazamada.

[ask-trans-hazamada]

Did you say tone it up? Okay!

Kid’s already freaked the fuck out, last thing he needs is to go into a panic attack cause you’re out here screaming that you’d kill for him.

-Surface Hazamada

[ask-trans-hazamada]

I WILL KILL FOR HAZAMADA

Dial it back yeah? You’re at like an eleven, need you to tone it down to a three.

-Surface Hazamada

[ask-trans-hazamada]

Surface stinky, Hazamada baby

Yeah fuck you too buddy.

-Surface Hazamada

[ask-trans-hazamada]

oh good a less stinky forehead

Least there’s someone who appreciates a good looking face when they see one.

-Surface Hazamada