#surprise thread!

[agoobersretreat]

(From @gaydungeongirls) "Hey there!" A blonde woman waves with a big smile on her face.

"Oh?" This blonde woman also waves with a big smile on her face. "Hey there to you, too! Can I help you with anything~?"

[glutheskeleton]

Bad Dream

Baxter wakes up with a start, heart racing out of his chest. He frantically looks for his phone to check the time: 2:03 AM. 

He falls back into his pillow, trying to regain grips of himself and eventually calming himself down. “Just a dream, Bax,” he says to himself. “Don’t be a pussy. It’s just a dream. Go back to sleep.” 

Of course, try as he might, he can’t seem to fall asleep again. The images of the dream flash before him as he starts to drift off and jolts awake again. After a while of this, he looks at his phone: 2:38 AM. 

So he does what any modern person with insomnia would do, check his social media. Nothing seems to catch his eye until he comes across a picture of a dress Pari has posted; she was wondering if she should get it, as stated in her post.

Baxter was about to respond, but then stops as he suddenly remembers their last interaction. Right... Why would she want to speak to him after what he said to her?

Although, the temptation is there. Maybe instead of commenting on her post, he could directly message her. Just a harmless little text, right? It’s not like they’re not friends anymore. 

Baxter goes to his messenger and begins texting to Pari.

[hey, saw the dress.] 

He then stops himself and deletes it before it’s sent. “C’mon, Bax, that’s stupid,” he grumbles to himself. “She’ll think you’re a loser who just stares at his phone all night.” 

His tail twitches in irritation. Fuck it. He’ll just call her. So he taps her name in his contacts list and waits as the dial starts to ring. “She ain’t gonna pick up,” he mumbles. “It’s two in the freakin’ mornin’. Why would she answer?”

@bluehaired-tales

[sweetidiot-prince]

Pet Therapy |

@jaggedstonerocks

With his dear Antoinette secured on his leash, Tamaki hummed to himself as he waltzed into one of Wonderland’s many parks. Splayed across the park’s entrance was a sign advertising a joyous activity where the world’s inhabitants could let their beloved animals play with the other pets that people owned. And for Tamaki, he knew that his dulce fille needed some companionship apart from him.

“Oh! Are you here for Playdates with Pets?” Tamaki asked the man. Antoinette sat by his side, whining as she stared at the other rambunctious animals already playing in the open field.

[glutheskeleton]

@bluehaired-tales

Baxter knew Pari had work tonight, so he sneaks into her apartment to set up the surprise he has for her. He uses his inner flame to light the candles on the coffee table. 

He’s not sure what got him to do this, but Pari has been on his mind a lot lately and just genuinely wanted to do something nice for her. Maybe just give her something nice to come home to. 

Sir Thomas kept wanting to use him as a heating pad and Baxter had to shoo him away several times until he finally gives up and ends up petting him instead. 

Pari should be coming home on her motorcycle in just a few minutes. She will find a couple of candles lit, a box of chocolate and a bottle of whiskey (because that’s just how Baxter rolls) waiting for her on the coffee table. On the sofa, she will find Baxter on her couch petting her cat.

[agoobersretreat]

"'Lanzhu but big,' you say? Pah! I would be quite concerned if a repetitive understatement like that ever passed through my lips."

Lanzhu gave her paunchy, exposed potbelly two slaps that sent ripples throughout its undulating blubber before she grabbed ahold of its rolls and jiggled it up and down, continuing the ripples which eventually slightly shook her breasts that were held in a black, athletic top.

"You see this? I got all of this when I wasn't even seriously committed to my regiment. Can you imagine just how gargantuan I would be if I fully committed to it? I would easily surpass both Kanata and Karin to me. Although it isn't really required of them to do so, I would adore it if they acknowledged how much effort and time I would put into making myself the most massive idol in Nijigasaki. My presence in the music industry is already beyond big. The sizes of my audiences are beyond big and their cheers could drown out the noises of a major bustling city. My adoration for idols and what they're capable of has ascended any positive adjectives in any language's dictionary. I'll always be much larger than what you expect of me and, given how excellent I am, I suspect your expectations of me would make for very filling, delectable meals~

"What aren't filing, delectable meals are the ones Setsuna somehow conjures into existence. If she ever tries to offer me her cooking again, I already have a fitting substitute in mind."

(The source of Lanzhu's incredible belly is here~ https://aryion.com/g4/view/763648 This artist deserves more attention~)

Mic is sort of stunned speechless, given the fact of she has no idea how Lanzhu heard her from earlier, how she got into the apartment and room or what she planned to achieve by telling and showing her all this.

Once Mic's brain finally has a chance to reboot and actually process what's going on, she grins ear-to-ear. Wait, is she vibrating?

"You are already bigger than I thought you'd be, but you have absolutely blown my expectations away! Please, feel free to dine upon them, as you suggested~!" She's still vibrating, why?

"I don't know what you mean for 'a good substitute for Setsuna's cooking', but wow! You're really here! Lanzhu is really here and in my room, talking to me because she wants to!!" Now Mic absolutely needs to make sure she's not dreaming. Pinch. Ow. Wow, she's awake! This is amaaaaaaazing~!

[livebyyourwit-archive]

“ Mendel? Mendel! Pull yourself together, man. You have to do it ” his hands are shaking --have been since the word ‘hemorrhage’ left the nurse’s lips --but he holds the other man hard enough to keep him straight “ She’s gonna need you, when she wakes up ” there are no ‘ifs’ in his world “ She’s gonna need you, and your daughter is gonna need you... and our son is gonna need you as well ” it’s the first time he’s ever admitted Jason is also the psychiatrist's child, and despite of his reservations, it doesn’t feel as wrong as he thought it would “ So you have to keep it together, alright? ”

&. @fuckreagan​