#surprisetoffee

[curlyevanbuckley]

Hi I'm Amber and I pretend to be a FOB blog when I'm actually a 1D blog

im angrily chewing my gum at u right now

send me an ask pretending to be me

[curlyevanbuckley]

Why do you like yo hurt me ex-wife???

IM NOT YOUR EX WIFE STOP IT

[sesshachan]

@petzawentz

bruh, y’all could be twins

[curlyevanbuckley]

All the vowels!!!

A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed. WELL THE FIRST ONE ISNT TOTALLY OBVIOUS AT ALL its spirk. spock and his human. jim kirk and his vulcan. hands down MY FAVS. but also atm i love malec, and face/hannibal from the ateam

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what? NO i havent because like.....i hate crack. noah fence i just.....dont like crack

I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why? ummmm i dont think tumblrs caused me to stop liking fandoms so much as distance myself from them. and mostly the twenty one pilots fanbase just because theyre at that cringe level of fan that like, black veil brides, pierce the veil, and sleeping with sirens’ fanbases are at and i cant do it lmao

O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of? im thinking of 5 fine frokner by gabrielle and thinking of evak bc of it lol

U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites. Face from the ateam bc hes pretty and sarcastic, jim kirk bc hes brave and stubborn, and will graham because hes pretty and sad and sassy

and since i made you wait so long im giving you Y and also sometimes Y

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (i.e., fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)? oh my god VOLTRON. i have NEVER watched it and probs never will but u know what?????????????/ i ship those gay space ppl so hard BC OF YOU

[curlyevanbuckley]

Do I need to claim my territory for these anons????? Hey anons if you want to crush on her go ahead but don't do it in front of her wife. Have some respect. (But seriously though why wouldn't they have a crush on you loser)

listen i could get like literally legally married and ill still call u my wife aint nobody taking me away from u but STOP THIS IS TWO IN ONE NIGHT how does this h a p p e n

[curlyevanbuckley]

The fic ask game and do all the questions by the multiples of five (i.e. 5, 10, 15)

u like to make me work dont u

5. Is there any fic that makes you super happy to reread and remember you wrote that? legit my fic Time After Time im so so proud of that one

10. Have you ever written for a fandom without reading other fanfic for it? mmmmmm does travie mccoy/gabe saporta count?? theres only like 2 other fics written for that pairing lol  

15. Have you ever purposefully written one fandom/fic idea over another because you knew it’d be more popular? nah despite me being an attention whore i write for me haha

20. Have/Would you ever rewrite a fic? If yes, would you take the original down? id rewrite my one chaptered brencer fic and i would DEFINITELY take down the original lol, im thinking abt taking it down anyway

25. What constructive criticism, however well-meaning, always makes you feel bad when you see it in a review? i hate when people comment abt how i switched between past/present/future tense all the time, because i only did that early on in my writing and if ppl would take the time to actually read other stuff ive written they would SEE i dont do it anymore lol

30. Do you continue to write for a fandom after you’ve moved on or do you focus solely on the new one? i focus solely on the new one bc if im not fully immersed in the fanbase i cant write for it

35. Have you ever written a ship into a fic without meaning to? lol nope its always intentional 

40. Do you feel like you put out enough content? nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 45. If you had to call yourself an author of a single genre (besides fanfic) what label would you give yourself? fantasy probably 

50. Has writing fanfic had a significant impact on your life? Would you say it’s entirely positive? sure, i NEVER wrote before writing fanfic, then i started writing fanfic and after that i managed to actually pass high school bc i finally knew how to write lmao

send me a number!

[curlyevanbuckley]

Are we not married anymore????

we ARE married WE’RE OKAY

[sesshachan]