#surrrre

[tr1dent1al-reg1c1de]

gyyyyulp....

[reddogcollar]

and then they .

[busterposcy]

Honestly pretty butt hurt about the whole Romo situation 😑

[cursemewithyourkiss]

After reading Macbeth I got curious if I Never Told You What I Do For a Living was maybe inspired by it or something and I found this old forum page talking about it and my favourite comment has to be this one person who was like don't take this wrongly but I don't think they are smart enough to make Shakespearan allusions. Like????? I—

[kristaskene]

It’s a quiet Saturday morning around here. Gonna get outside for a walkabout later. I have some gardens to clean up. And a witch bitch barn to clean out. I drank all the white wine the other night. A big bottle. Was hurting pretty bad yesterday, but this weather is making me thirsty. Maybe just one drink. Just one. #surrrre #justonedrink 🙄🙄 https://www.instagram.com/p/CNfV6POnPjLEC2zFqea77KXszxhRQUI_rfgcUo0/?igshid=eu3j8y5fd6ws

[julian-is-tired]

[plotbunnyempress]

I'm about ninety-nine percent honest, but that other one percent spares feelings so it all balances out.

[biancabeard]

Just crying during the Lion King right now. I swear I'm an adult.