#survivor shitposts

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"if he had made it to the merge, dayenu" is the funniest thing I've ever heard on a survivor podcast

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would like to offer my sincerest apologies to xander hastings for forgetting his last name and calling him xander harris in my mind. no, I didn't like him on 41, but he does NOT deserve "getting conflated with xander from btvs" levels of disrespect

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just remembered parv is dating mae martin. I'd say I need to lie down but I'm already lying down

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unfortunately on the day aysha welch is voted out of survivor 47 I will be inconsolable. girl you have to win or I will expire in real life

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it's 2023 when are we going to have a gay survivor showmance

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I'm about halfway through australian survivor blood v water and chrissy is my gabler. she is going to win this season. I believe it in my bones.

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the thing about survivor pregaming is that everyone asks the same few questions in their preseason interviews and every contestant gives the same, like, four answers. they always get asked which former winners they relate to and they always say parvati or tony or boston rob or nick. maybe occasionally you'll get a kim thrown in there. if I went on survivor you KNOW I'm answering that question with my main man bob crowley. I don't want a micronesia win or a cagayan win I want a gabon win. I want to be the lesser of three evils. I want there to be three awful choices at final tribal and I want to be the least awful of the three. that's a win I will GLADLY take. bob girlies (gn) and fabio girlies (gn) know what's up

[lichfucker]

survivor: game changers wants what game changer: survivor has (a good season of survivor)