#susan stranglehands

[gothamsgaygirlgang]

testing out some brushes and i sketched susan

[acapelladitty]

so it turns out you can rename the pets lmao

[gothamsgaygirlgang]

you are all wrong, the real villain of the sequel to The Batman should be Susan Stranglehands

[gothamsgaygirlgang]

Since @acapelladitty asked so kindly, I drew Susan Stranglehands holding Gobbo 

[acapelladitty]

I know this is very random but I just remembered that joke about riddler and crocs love child and it won't leave me be

Gobbo was, is, and will always be an icon.

Did i also mention that Susan Stranglehands is his godmother? It was deemed the best way to keep her from attempting to strangle the newborn. Not that she would have succeeded because the thick, reptilian skin the baby has makes him very hard to choke.

[acapelladitty]

"We can't discuss possession of the Bowrey," Ivy cut in to the discussions smoothly, "without also talking about access to the subway and sewers which many of us require."

A small muttering of agreements met her from the assembled rogues who decorated the edges of the large table they had procured for their monthly meeting.

"Isley," Edward contested, "who do you think you ar-"

His words were cut off by an unearthly shriek, the timbre of which chilled the blood of those present and was the origin of more than one shiver.

"Can someone shut her the fuck up?!" Harveys' fist tightened across his coin as he watched the unseeing figure feel her way along the walls of the room. "Why does she even come to these?"

"Because she likes the company," Harley chimed in, "sure you do, Susan?"

"Yeah." Lifting her head towards the group, Susan spoke in a regular tone, her dark bushy hair clouding her destroyed eyes. "Gets me out the maternity wards and orphanages for a bit."

"Can we please," Edward continued, unimpressed with being ignored, "keep to the task at ha-"

Again, his words were cut off by a long shriek, which grew in pitch until Edward snapped his jaw shut.

"Plus, she hates Eddie." Harley giggled. "She's never gonna let ya speak, Mistah E."

"And that's why i keep her permanently."

Chiming in from his seat, Jonathan gave his long-term girlfriend a roguish wink, pleased with her troublemaking and hate of the leprechaun bastard.