im out here dropping this longposts in your asks like installments lmao.... (sorry babe i have neither the time nor the energy to make a sideblog. yet 😏)
ANYWAY the coherent version of my svt analysis is way too long so i split it up. here is part one <333
note: these are just some of my favorite relationships within the group that i personally have thoughts on, and by no means encapsulates svt's relationship as a whole!
- seungcheol is soft with jeonghan, and jeonghan is teasingly mean to seungcheol.
- hannie’s really the only one that can get away with talking back to cheol, and he definitely makes use of it.
- seungcheol tugs jeonghan into everything and whines at him. begs for his attention and clings to him when he’s around.
- best friends/soulmate energy. the mom and dad of the group. lovingly watching everyone else’s shenanigans. they’re both too old for this shit
- how else can i explain this i just love them. they’re so comfortable around each other. like lifelong friends that know each other inside and out, like a warm blanket you’ve had since you were 4.
jeonghan + joshua:
- jeonghan and joshua are the not-so-secret evil masterminds. partners in crime. soulmates 2.0.
- best of friends as in “this person knows everything that’s wrong with me but they still love me”.
- they’re endlessly mean to each other in the trusting way that means they know they don’t mean it, and they know the other doesn’t mean it.
- jeonghan completely strips away joshua’s gentleman image and joshua falls for it every time (see that one episode of going svt lmaoo). they’re terrible influences on each other.
- put them on opposite teams and they’ll destroy each other, but put them on the same team and you’re dead (they’ll cheat their way out every time). could 100% murder you and get away with it
- would die for each other without question but at the same time if one was on fire the other would drink a glass of water in front of them.
- they clash so much but in the best possible way. two puppies just scrambling over each other to get what they want and scuffling over the last slice of pizza. sitting in each others’ laps just to be annoying, etc. etc.
- cheol does literally ANYTHING and mingyu is in the corner pretending to throw up, or making slightly rude comments. the opposite is also true.
- gyu sits in a chair and i bet you anything cheol just pushes him out of it
- incredibly physical, just roughhousing and bickering lovingly all the time
- i’m pretty sure they steal each others clothes (specifically mingyu stealing scoups’ clothes and then whining when he’s found out lmao)
friendship but they’re both tsunderes and touchy babies. i love them
- father-son relationship!!!
- that one gose clip where seungcheol grabs dino and straight up bodyslams him into the ground on the trampoline. you know the one (8:58 of this video if you don't)
- cheol bothers him all the time just for fun. he's very rough and tumble with chan but since channie's the baby he can’t do anything in retaliation so he just kinda Takes it
- i feel like cheol probably makes really terrible jokes around dino just to make him cringe
- but god forbid anyone hurt chan tho seungcheol ultimate protective dad energy. only HE can bully his son how dare you touch his child.
jeonghan + dino:
- dino may be cheol’s son, but he’s hannie’s Babie. jeonghan babies this boy to a hilarious extent
- “who’s baby are you?” “…….jeonghan’s baby.” (proof)
- jeonghan’s not afraid to play tricks on chan too, but it’s softer somehow. holds him carefully. mothers him almost
- i bet whenever dino gets hurt (emotionally, physically, whatever) he goes crying to hannie to get his ouchies kissed better
- dino puts up with this man like it’s a godforsaken punishment. lets himself get his cheeks squished and head patted and pretends that he doesn’t like it. whiny baby (affectionate).
- what dino wants, dino gets.
(i don't remember where i saw this vid, but)
dino: wants to do the jump cut.
-cut to all of svt doing the jump cut-
- jeonghan is like. mingyu’s comfort hyung. his sweet hyung.
if you look at videos mingyu usually goes to hannie for cuddles. just pops up and squishes him. emotional support hyungie for sure
- since gyu and seungcheol are so similar they also have similar ways of acting around jeonghan, but the way that jeonghan acts around gyu is a little different than with cheol
- he’s younger for one, so the natural mother hen instinct kicks in (as with most of the not-eldest-hyung-line when it comes to jeonghan)
jeonghan bullies him but also mothers him. there’s not quite an “equals” relationship like with cheol, but more of a older-sibling younger-sibling dynamic, where jeonghan's a little more gentle with mingyu than cheol is.
- basically it’s like jeonghan’s a senior with a sophomore friend. not quite tiny, but small enough that you can make fun of them and call them a smol child to piss them off
joshua + vernon:
- this is probably only funny to those with immigrant parents but you know that thing where the parent says something in their native language and then the child responds in english? vernon and joshua. 100%
- there’s multiple clips of this i’m not kidding (i'm too lazy to find them though ;w;). joshua is the kid btw, which considering their actual ages is hilarious
- i do think vernon is the calmer chiller one of the duo, which is endlessly hilarious considering he’s from (famously chaotic) nyc whereas joshuji is from (supposedly chill and laidback) la.
- they probably bonded in the beginning over being english line, bc they must have a lot of mutual cultural things in common as to both growing up in american culture and currently being immersed in korean
- i bet you at least one of them was on vine.
- vernon is so maknae in a very amusing way (he seems so adult outside of svt but then you see him interact with his hyungs and he’s just a baby boy)
- but in this relationship it really seems like he’s more of the mom? takes on the role of explaining things to his hyungie and looks out for him
- soft for vernon quietly on the side explaining korean games to joshua in english so that he understands them (see the latest gose ttt for reference)
upcoming perhaps? jun + the8, woozi + hoshi, vernon + seungkwan, etc. :DD
tell me what you think! xoxo honey anon 🍯
gonna reblog this with a proper response later, but it would be irresponsible of me to keep this from the people 😤
(also, re: not having the time/energy for a blog, FAIR 😂😂😂 if you ever make one, tho, you know who wants to be your first follower 🥺🥺🥺🥺😈)
