#swaddle me

[pampersbooty18]

Swaddle me mommy and daddy 🩵🩵

[anarkisst]

I need to be babied by a kind, caring man STAT

[savage-rhi]

I originally wanted to say young man/woman but then I didn't know which pronoun you prefer and I didn't want to be rude to assume without asking, so I used a neutral term! Unless you are actually not a person and possibly... a reptile?! And who said that young was based on numerical age? You can be young at heart! But since you asked, I'm actually a level below yours. But that won't matter once I swaddle you in comfy blankets! - Ruffles anon

It doesn’t matter to me. I’m female-bodied and consider myself nonbinary, but feel free to use whatever pronouns you’re comfortable with. I don’t feel that human anyway lol. And SHHHH!!! Don’t go around telling people I am a reptile! You want the men in black getting involved? I got let off with a warning last time!  

[ed13d1]

exactly

[splendid-circumstance]

When you just wanna be held because you're feeling so alone

[dicksqquad]

LOOKIN FOR SUM 1 TO HOLD ME

I need to be held like a small baby. Like the teeny tiny idiot baby I am. Will pay $5-$10 per hour

[ohfuckpregnant]

Already messing the kid up

Only 5 weeks and we're already planting the seed of irrational fear and hate toward Velcro because of swaddle me sleep sacks. Seriously why does the middle piece have to be industrial strength? Every time he hears Velcro now, he startles :(

[bluepositive-blog]

:( im so needy right now