#swaggerburker

[demonofyourdreams-archive-blog1]

☾ ((Hope you don't mind))

send me a ☾ for my muse waking up to find yours in their bed in the middle of night[Of course I don't mind]

Bill rolled over to find someone in his bed. Bill's mind became instantly alert wonder who was there, and secondly how they got into Bill's bed. Bill looked down at the form in the half light of his room and poked around in their mind to find a name. "What the heck are you doing in my bed Jason?"

[mmabelpines]

You're a nerd! DEAL WITH IT, OTHER BABE!

excuse you im the coolest person to ever walk this earth

aLSO IM NOT YOUR OTHER BABE STOP CALLING ME THAT

[mmabelpines]

Other babe, just stop denying that you and my homie Jason Funderburker are married. *swags away*

hmPH!! im not denying im just simply stating the truth :P

[the-grumpy-nerd-blog]

Snuggle-fest

“Send me ‘Snuggle-fest’ for my muse’s reaction to your sliding into bed with them with the intention of spending the night in their bed with them”

Wirt turned over feeling warmth come from something beside him. “Huh?” He said, opening his eyes tiredly to see his boyfriend Jason. “Jason…it’s like 3am…why are you in my room…and house..”

[mmabelpines]

So, if you and the Funder aren't cannon, then what I'm getting from this is that you and I are cannon B)))) Love ya, other babe!

hahaha NO

get out of here swaggerburker

[the-grumpy-nerd-blog]

Repost this! Do not reblog. Tag ten people you want to get to know better. Tagged by 

This Freak

Name: Wirt 


Nickname: Gwirt, Babe, Small Fry

Birthday: May 26th


Gender: Male


Sexual Orientation: Bisexual

Height: 5'9 ((Gwirt be a tall grump))

Favorite Color: Red 


Time and Date at the Moment: 4:35 pm January 19th

Average Hours of Sleep: Like...4 hours

Last Thing I Googled: How to write a song edit a picture in paint tool sai

One Place That Makes Me Happy: My backyard is pretty much a forest and it looks a lot like this place I used to live in in Norway so I spend time there a lot 


How Many Blankets I Sleep Under: ......None, my house is hot at all times if I have a blanket I'd evaporate into air

I tag 

nobody haha

[kunaigirl]

YOU DREW ME ON A DRY ERASE BOARD! I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNEW IT WAS ME, BUT I THIS YOU ARE A COOL PERSoN FOR DRAWING MY LIKENESS, HOMIE DAWG!

hell yeah sup fist-bump me bro #yoloswag5evr

[toorus]

*Crashes through your window* Soooooooo, I hear you think my homie-dawg a.k.a Biscabutt a.k.a Swirt a.k.a Swag-Wirt. And I just gotta say, YOU THINK I'm SWAGGIER THAN HIM, RIGHT?!?! I'm okay with not being as "cute" as homeskillet, as long as I'm the swaggiest.

First things first, I’m the swaggiest 

the most swaggiest after me is going to have to be determined by a rap poetry battle between you, and swag-wirteverywan is cute bruh, <3 (REALLY SORRY FOR THE SUPER LATE REPLY, THE COLLAGE TOOK A WHILE…)whos going to pay for my window