#swagittariusrising

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new stardew challenge just dropped!

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hi the saddest poem i’ve ever written is a text about losing your chosen family

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does anybody want to be my friend on roblox? i only play tycoon games and i have zero robux but im literally always online rn

otherwise i’m getting animal crossing this weekend and you’ll never see me again.

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honestly whenever i go to the grocery store and see people still wearing masks i always think “god they’re so sexy and conscious of the community. i HAVE to remember to bring one with me next time.” this has been a PSA

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san diego drag king TJ Barr says “the moment a cowboy hat touches your head you MUST put the hoe in hoedown”

i think that should be our new national motto but i’ll start with a personal creed.

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let me tell you dude... if you want to feel like youre doing self-care, take the time to cut up some fruit for yourself. step one.

step two: put the sliced fruit in a WINE GLASS

step three: eat with a tiny delicate fork and maybe a dollop of whipped cream.

step four: feel like a fancy pants.

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cannot lie i am a little genuinely scared of the hurricane heading towards san diego. it’s supposed to hit in the morning and i just keep thinking what if a tree falls and i wake up dead.

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I just think it’s funny that I started taking birth control to clear my skin and over HALF the possible side effects are skin rashes and conditions