#swallowed it

[andhumanslovedstories]

Finally made a new mouth guard after losing my old mouth guard which I went to sleep one night wearing and woke up the next morning not wearing and still haven’t found where it went to, hey what the fuck did I do in my sleep to my mouth guard

[ryuzatodraws-archive]

How dyou think old man nihil handled finding out that his son was carrying the baby of the man they keep finding sniffing around in the graveyard. Is Mary considered extended family or a strange nuisance that Nihil loathes?

Hmmm i dont think he likes it.

You would find Nihil screaming from his window at the lawn “ GIT OFF MY LAWN BOI” Idk why i give him that accent he just does now.

He’s like those bad boys that your father keeps tryna keep you away from. “I dont like that boy he is a distraction to you”.

He’ll be shocked, a lil angry when he finds out. Maybe a quarrel breaks out. Takes him a day or a week to say sorry and talk to terzo after being drilled in the head by seestor.

[peapod20001]

I ate a piece of paper

[riotmlllf]

I just swallowed an orange slice thing whole. Am I going to die?????

[pointandlaugh]

just bit a chunk of my cheek out on accident HOWEVER comma I am reeeeally tired and ddont wanna get up

check the tags to see how I dealt with this!