#sweatpantsrambles

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This remains my favorite riz I’ve ever drawn. He’s just a little guy. Absolutely stressed small homie.

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Looking through a fandom tag so small that I keep running into my own posts

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Say what you will about Apple but those bastards took the “oh fuck where’s my pencil” fear and turned it into “oh god oh fuck where’s my $200 pencil” and I think that’s a crime against humanity. Added to their other crimes against humanity. Just tack it on there.

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Spotify lowkey roasting my ass with these genre names quoted directly from a music producer having a stroke

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For me personally, having a crush on a cis man can be a total coin toss, and the approach can go one of two ways.

Number one (1) being: I want to sit him down and explain that the way in which he tries to be feminist is actually not very feminist and he should maybe just not talk about feminism as much, and then make out with him sloppy style.

And number two (2) being: I think he’d actually have interesting things to say and I’d like to have what would probably be a great conversation about gender, and then make out sloppy style with him also.

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Aight who do I gotta kiss mobster-styles to to get into this Nark discord I’ve heard so much about? There a hazing ritual? Does it involve hidden tomes of canon interactions that are the secret foundation of this ship? A manifesto of each kiddad’s sexualities?

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I ❤️ Margaret’s little fishnets

She’s a businesswoman. She’s gay. She’s a Reddit user. She’s got slutty lil fishnets. She’s kidnapped one or more people. She yeets her blackberry phone at attackers. She’s a sad yogurt girlie.

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Me: drawing the party scene with the ice mephits

My mephit design:

Me: oh wait before I color this I should double check what an ice mephit looks like in 5e

Google:

Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT ILL STICK WITH MY DERPY CHERUB THING THANKS