heyyyy i love your chicken farmer!reiner hcs so much. it’s so cute and just gives me a boost of pure seratonin🥺🥺 is it okay if i request one for levi? tysm💞💞
WAIT LIKE?— LEVI AS A CHICKEN FARMER?— WAIT SERIOUSLy?— ANON COME BACK PLS- EXPLAIN- YOURE SERIOUS RIGHT?— LIKE IM NOT CLOWNING YOU OR ANYTHING ID NEVER BUT SERIOUSLY???
ANON COME BACK RN-
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Levi as a Chicken Farmer HCs
[author note: guys omg- honestly if it makes y’all happy I’m glad to be writing for you 😭😭
Theme: fluff, canonverse.
TW: swearing, season 4 spoilers.
Levi lost a lot after the whole rumbling tragedy. He lost all of his closest friends, so yes, he too is using chickens to cope.
He doesn’t like cleaning up the coops of chicken poo, he always scolds them while doing so.
He’s got seperate coops for groups of chickens omg- he’s got the Levi coop (consists of chicken!Petra, Oruo, Eld, and Gunther)
There’s one called the survey coop, (Chicken!Erwin, Hange, Nanaba, Moblit, Miche live in that one)
He has no mercy for his chickens’ eggs omg, he literally just eats them if he wants, yes the group’s terrified.
One time Armin and Mikasa came over and watched him collect an egg from one of the coops and cracked it open right in front of them-
He likes to have Chicken!Hange in the house, she likes to sit on Levi’s lap and he strokes Hange like the chicken was a cat.
He hates smelling like chicken poo, so he takes a shower AT LEAST TWICE a day. He just cannot tolerate the smell of it, it’s too stanky.
He hates plucking feathers out from his clothing, he hates them and he has a trash can specifically for the feathers. (He uses some as a quill?—)
He’s probably the type of person to name his chickens Hange 2.0 if the first one dies, or like Erwin Jr.
Omg pls one time he caught someone kidnapping his chickens and they ended up leaving his home with a broken nose and a dislocated arm-
In a way he considers them his kids?? He only lets levi squad 2.0 touch his chickens.
omg this isnt a request but when i saw the filo s/o hcs i literally screamed pls :,,) and hc that when yelena rides a jeep she always bumps her head lmao
I don’t even think Yelena fits in a jeep lmfao 😭, she probably has to sit either on the floor or she has to hang onto the jeep bc her life literally depended on it 😭
Idk bout yall but where I’m from jeepney drivers were hella reckless ☝️😃
SJDHSKS LMAOO THE CHICKEN FARMER REINER HCS GOT ME EMOTIONAL OMG😩💕 HIM NAMING HIS CHICKENS AFTER HIS FRIENDS DAMN THAT BROKE MY HEART💔 AND YES JEAN VISITS HIS FARM TO ONLY SEE CHICKEN MARCO. JEAN TRIES TO STEAL CHICKEN MARCO BUT CHICKEN MARCO DOESNT.WANT.TO.GO baby is attached to reiner🥺
BUT IMAGINE IF REINER HAD A CHICKEN NAMED ARMIN BRUHH YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING😭
I JUST KNOW SOMEONE IS BOUND TO COOK CHICKEN ARMIN AND MAKE HIM INTO A CRISPY CHICKEN ARMIN BYEEEEE
ANWAYS ILYY ATE TYSM FOR THE HCS💕💖💞💗💘💕💗💖💞💝💓💖💝💗💕💖💗
OMG YES CHICKEN MARCO STAYS AROUND REINER BC HE’S IMPRINTED ON HIM. JEAN PROBABLY JUST ENDS UP LIVING WITH REINER TO HELP WITH THE CHICKENS, ALSO THE CHICKEN ARMIN OMG HAHAHA
lmaoo i love this blog so much omg. your writing is IMPECCABLE 😙🤌 also your anons are a wild bunch but wholesome as hell. i LOVE the vibe here so much omggg
Yes! The anons here are wild, but they’re my wild anons <3
I’m happy everybody’s enjoying my content, there’s nothing more important to me than the happiness of my readers and those who follow me and take the time to send asks for me.
