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Why are you crying? What happened to being the perfect machine?

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#my art #google irl #googliplier #googleiplier #markiplier #i spent most of my day on this so it would be lovely if you reblogged it :)#i hope this is seen and i'm not posting it too late #i'mma go shower now lol

Anti falls in a hole? Glitch Ditch

anti’s going to fucking murder us

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I love how the Jims have no gender/sexuality. They're just Jims.

The Jims have no concept of gender/sexuality. Everyone’s a Jim to them.

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No I meant "a" baby gosh I'm sorry!

OH, okay, that makes more sense XD I got really confused for a second there!

Hmmm, reactions to taking care of a baby... Well, naturally their first instinct would be to toss the responsibility onto Edgar! “You’re the baby expert, aren’t you? You take it!” But Edgar’s got enough babies to take care of already, so he’d firmly refuse. That leaves the rest of them to flounder and try to figure this out on their own.

Dark, the Host, Bim and Yandere, they’d all get the frickety frack out of there before anyone could open their mouth to try asking them for help; it’s a race to see who can get to their rooms the fastest! Google and Bing would try, but one of the others would use their trigger words, ordering them to stay where they are; they need at least someone with proper medical knowledge around! Dr. Iplier would get pretty offended by that, but he’s willing to admit he probably wouldn’t know everything he needs to.

That’s when they would call in the Septic Boys! Chase and Schneep, being the only ones with actual expertise with babies of their own, would be all over that kid, ordering everyone around with various duties -- cleaning up things it could swallow, safeguarding the stairs, getting some soft foods ready, things like that!

Schneep is the absolute master of rocking, so he’d be the one to hold the baby most of the time, crooning sweet nothings to it and occasionally checking in with Chase while he gathers up as many soft and fluffy comfort items as he can. This will probably involve raiding Wilford and the King’s rooms; they like to be comfortable, so that’ll take a while depending on how much of a fight they put up. Wilford is very uncomfortable with babies, much to the others’ surprise. If anyone were to ask why, he’d simply say that they “see too much” and hug his arms around his side, where he was once shot.

Meanwhile, Jackieboy takes a turn holding the baby and proceeds to give some of the other caretakers panic attacks by flying up toward the ceiling and twirling around with the baby at a speed that’s way too fast to be safe! The baby will probably end up throwing up on him, so he’ll learn his lesson! Once they manage to get some fur blankets from the King’s room (since Will refuses to give up any of his) they’ll bundle the baby up in Chase’s lap on the couch. This finally gives Jameson his opportunity to play peekaboo with it, as he’s wanted to ever since he lay eyes on it <3

Afterwards, Bim and Yandere may cautiously creep out of their hiding places and once they actually get a good look at the baby, they may start warming up to it. Once they’re comfortable with it and they’ve each held it for a few minutes, it’s definitely dress-up time! They’ll probably spend the rest of the afternoon putting it in different outfits until it’s crying and tired and then they give it to Schneep so he can put it down for a nap.

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NEVERMIND I FOUND THEM

STOP PLEASE I’LL SELL YOU MY LUNG CAUSE SOUL IS ALREADY GONE

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Have you seen the NSP video for "Pour Some Sugar on Me"? It's kinda sexual cause there's girls in bikinis and lots of candy, it's got v heavy g/t themes.

Ohh I hadn’t seen it earlier hot damn it’s sexual tho! For all fluff people can’t say I’d recommand watching, but for you kinkier people on the other hand...

Thanks for sharing friend~✿C:

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If you're looking for a cheap tablet, I got my Ugee for only $50 and I've had it for at least 7 months now. It has no screen but it's easy to use! Though the pens are like $17 if you try to buy them separate (I broke my first one) and they run on AAA batteries.

Nice!! Thank you for the suggestion, i’ll consider it :D

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