#sweetjeevas

[maiddon]

Yoo- that TV show's called Educating Yorkshire and you can watch it on 4OD.

Thank you soooo much, I’ve been racking my brain trying to remember! 

[mister13eyond]

Beyond? (I know you reblogged that like three hours ago but I love your B, man!!)

no it's fine I've continually been posting a slow stream of these asks!soHOO BOY B I HATE THIS MOTHERFUCKER

Flaws: He's a fucking idiot oh my god. His plan makes no goddamn sense. His killings are supposedly "justified" because he knew they were going to die anyways, but who's to say they weren't set to die on that day BECAUSE they met the requirements for B's killings? IE who's to say he's not the CAUSE of their death dates? He thinks he's SO clever, thinks he's stringing Misora along and that he'll NEVER be caught and this plan is SO flawless but it makes no fucking sense. He's an idiot with an oversized ego playing at mastermind serial killer and coming up ridiculously short.Exactly What He Did Wrong in the Plot: I have thought about this long and hard and there are a lot of things he fucked up about his plan, and it's not even the suicide attempt. Okay, let's go with the idea B has never met L, they've never met face to face, L only knew him as B from Wammy's House and he's only seen L through a computer screen and learned enough about him through research and digging to ape his mannerisms. (This seems to be the idea that the book has in place.)  The LABB murder leaves clues that only L could understand. These clues are centered around the idea of 13 and B, hints pointing to the fact that "B from Wammy's House" was the killer. He kills a child to make himself seem crazier. He uses the typical signs of a killer-for-power serial killer, leaves clues, taunts the police like he's the zodiac killer, etc. This is the work of someone who has studied serial killers extensively. Then a mysterious private detective known as Rue Ryuzaki shows up. He helps Misora, all while taking on the bizarre and unsettling mannerisms that L himself has. Rue Ryuzaki the detective suggests that they split up, Rue Ryuzaki is lit on fire, Rue Ryuzaki dies and the killer is still at large.

Except.Rue Ryuzaki, by emulating L's actions and habits, has proven that he's privy to information about L that no one else knew. After interrogating Misora on the last victim's behavior and (possible) appearance (as we don't know for sure Ryuzaki dressed exactly like L, only that he wore a plain shirt and jeans and had natural black hair-another fanon misconception) L would know that Rue Ryuzaki was privy to this information

is it honestly plausible to believe that L wouldn't have put two and two fucking together and realized that B from Wammy's House was not only the killer but the last victim?

it's

fucking

stupid

B underestimates everyone. He thinks L is stupider than he is, he thinks Naomi is stupider than she is, and he certainly believes he's more intelligent than them when he's NOT, he's a fucking kid playing at being a serial killer

what a moron

Why I Hate Him: HE'S SO FUCKING STUPID AND HE WAS WILLING TO DIE FOR THAT, REALLY?

He was willing to set himself on fire and fake his own murder, commit suicide, for this cause? When it wasn't even a foolproof plan?

He's that committed to something because he's that fucked up over L and I'm fucking done with him he's a moron.

[biologyofpencils]

My Dave cosplay =uwu=

Photographer and editor : sweetjeevas 

[deathnoting]

Aiber. Prompt: Chouchou.(God, sorry if that sucks! Haha.)

(NO NO THIS IS A GREAT PROMPT AND YOU SHOULD BE PROUD. i apologize that i seem to be incapable of writing anything that is not depressing wow fuck)

Chouchou, the woman with runs in her stockings calls him when he is 7, and he remembers it because no one had ever looked at him quite like he was a person before that.

"She's trash," his mother says, and keeps walking, gloved fingers digging into his tiny hand. "Don't look."

Darling, he says, tilting up the chin of his latest mark and meeting her eyes with the languorous adoration that he's honed for years for moments just like this. L snorts on the earpiece and Aiber's smile doesn't falter, but what he thinks is trash.

The woman had been a prostitute, he'd realized some years later, and as he fucks this case's target against the stucco panelling later that night with L making dull commentary in his left ear, he doesn't think he's all that much different.

[kakoti]

vibrator

[jokistorm]

Dear best friend.

Dear best friend,I'm sorry I'm not always there for you. We've known each other for so long, and you've helped me through so much yet whenever you need me I always seem to fail you.

While I'm bad at showing I care, I love you dearly. I wish we lived closer so I could see you more than a few times a year, or hug you whenever you wanted a hug.

Thank you for being there though, despite what I've properly put your through or what I've being through. I only hope that one day when you need me, I can fully be there for you rather than be hopeless.

- Jo

[mister13eyond]

B - ☾ ♤ ☻

Yessss, none of these are ones I’ve answered yet!

Sleep headcanon:

He sleeps incredibly deeply. He usually sleeps curled into a tight little ball, on top of or half-under the covers. He has to have his feet uncovered. He can’t sleep with his head too elevated- either one flat pillow or nothing. Beds that are too soft make him feel like he’s not grounded and so he prefers the bare minimum in a mattress. He likes sleeping naked, and if he’s sleeping with a partner he usually ends up hogging the bed unless said partner sleeps in a way that’s compatible with him.

He seldom dreams, but when he does it’s surreal, abstract and hardly ever pleasant.

Cooking headcanon:

Dear god don’t let him cook just DON’T. He can follow steps but something is just WRONG with his cooking, like it’s made step by step right but he hasn’t made it to taste good. He’ll sacrifice taste for loyalty to the recipe, he’s never bothered with seasonings in his life, he’ll cook the exact time in a recipe, not a minute more or less, heaven help you if that means it’s burnt or undercooked, because you better eat it anyways.

There are a few things he manages to get right, simply for sheer precision with them (he’s fine at red meat, since it has its own flavor and doesn’t need to be totally done on the inside to be tasty) and he can do pre-prepared things just fine, but his lack of concern with taste means that he usually sticks to whatever is the easiest to eat or just dines out in a place that’s close by because everyone hates his cooking.

Mood headcanon:

he exists in a strange cloudy space between “I don’t give a fuck” and “I give too many fucks”. He’s distant from things that should matter, too concerned with things that shouldn’t, latches onto details and picks apart little things until he or someone else is falling to pieces over them.

His brand of angry usually involves a big grin, a low whisper and a lot of violence. His brand of happy is all raunchy jokes and over-the-top humor, a cackling guffawing stupid kind of happy that seems a little strange. He mostly gets angry when he’s sad, upset, frustrated, lonely, anything. He gets angry far too much.

And he’s prone to fits of joy that seem healthy, followed by rapid, horrid downswings that seem anything but.

[mister13eyond]

sweetjeevas replied to your photo: The kids will grow up to be assholes The kids will...

I love your art so much. Wowww.

(◡‿◡✿) thank you, oh gosh I'll blushuu