ok but horny angry tango is so sweetstatic. I. I can't get my mind out of gutter
especially if I ever told here that I imagined a scene where Vox, as a last attempt to get Glucus NOT leave for hotel she starts feeling nice about, pulls her in manipulative totally awful totally not banger tango-ish dance with "I'll be telling things like I love you, but not saying I love you directly, so stupid desperate thing AKA you will fall for me, but if anything happens, I never promised you shit" song
my roman empire is sweetstatic in bimbo's housewife vox au (shortly, the man loses all he has oopsie) just because like. it just DOESN'T fit so much it's hilarious but also interesting
like. glucus doesn't have a place to live besides the hotel, so the idea of her convincing everyone to let vox stay there with all kinds of "oh, it's just my pet now" jokes is funny. she already cooks greatly herself, works in the same place as they both live, so vox is just USELESS... for her.
but after all vox's manipulations and pain she's gone through, she definitely wants, no, demands him to make up for that by helping around the very same hotel she truly cherished all this time yet was forced to betray every day
she'd ask vox to help her out at the kitchen at least, which already is pretty generous of her bc she doesn't let anyone (besides alastor, probably) there without a reason or watches them really closely to not touch anything. but vox is terrible cook, he messes up like hell, which is obviously much more than just "touch anything", yet glucus is... relatively patient?
like yeah, she's really irritiated, but in her most normal amount. she's tired of explaining the same steps again and again, but doesn't snap, doesn't kick tv man out of there, doesn't do anything but continue trying
maybe she just remembered something when vox, weak and with no other place to go, buried himself in glucus's neck to hide his face. when glucus without proper thinking gently placed hands over him, humming a lullaby that she never sang herself, but heard a bit too many times
SWEETSTATIC smutty (not too explicit tho) HCs because I have free will (until I cringe)
Glucus always dreamed of scenario where she is a pretty pillow princess, pampered by her partner with nice words and gentle touch… Now she's too addicted to riding the life out of powerful and always so serious CEO of the biggest empire down there as if it's just another Sunday
Don't get me wrong, they're both switches, but also they're both hopeless brats, so it's often hard to say who's on top really
If comparing how easily each one of them gets in submission, that would be complicated: Vox gets pushed into it easier than Glucus, but Glucus just decides to enjoy herself more quickly
When Vox starts it with nice words and praises, it means they're having an actual sweet make out which they don't mention ever again. When Glucus says nice words, she does it mockingly, so Vox knows that he's not standing up today
Actually, they're both also really loud. So not gonna lie, sometimes Glucus gags Vox just so he doesn't become too cute whimpering and whining like that. Being cuter than Glucus is a big no!
Glucus would sometimes text Vox simple things like "wanna bang" just out of boredom. And then that silly TV actually appears at Glucus' room in mere minutes, irritated by how she keeps interrupting his work. Glucus only smirks with how he could just say no, and she'd be fine with it. Next time Vox doesn't turn her off either, tho
Simple as that, Glucus wouldn't ever use a strap on. She's a girly girl, after all. But come on, people hanging out with Valentino would have many other toys, right?
Glucus' favorite to use on Vox is collar because it's ironic considering that she's the one animalistic here AND because it just accents her control over such a big shot. Vox's guilty pleasure is taking Glucus out with a small vibrator, watching as she, the most sensitive AND most proud thing alive, tries to keep composure
(as if everyone else doesn't already know what these two are up to)
A bit dubious take. Sometimes, when Glucus is extremely mad at Vox or just wants his attention, she goes and flirts to various degrees with Vees' staff right under cameras. If he's not stopping her by calling, texting or even coming himself, Glucus isn't stopping either. Then she'd mock Vox for watching the whole thing, because of course he watched
On the funky side, Vox tries his best not to get a single thought about how Glucus looks like Alastor. But one day he fails, and they have to stop everything for a moment just so Vox gets to his senses with the help of literally reloading
(They'd both cringe afterward, deciding not to ever bring it up ever again)
Glucus is really demanding about aftercare, while all Vox needs in his subspace is to wrap himself in her tail for a moment or two
methinks vox would call glucus princess sarcastically
he'd roll his eyes and be like "anything for you, princess"
PLEASE HE DEFINITELY WOULD
and Glucus wouldn't notice at all, but when Velvette points it out for some reason, Glucus is like. wait what did you just say?? he does call me what??? no this piece of shit would never???
