#swellbattle

[allhailmuggod]

“It is one of those days, huh”

[commentatorarchie]

How do you suppose @swellbattle​‘s King Dice would do against a ferret, Ted? Not a ratty one, but a show-class ferret? …Ted?

[allhailmuggod]

Beppi ate all forty pretzels that were left today, but he will offer a large bag of popcorn! | swellbattle

@swellbattle

“Is this for me?! Really?!”

“Aw, golly, you are my favorite clown around, Beppi!”

“Thank you from the bottom of my heart and my belly!”

Mugman will now die and kill for you.

[allhailmuggod]

There's a scratching sound in the wall. It persists for a few hours before Werner outright breaks through, escaping from the house with a mouth and two hands full of piping. Goodbye, there he goes, [swellbattle]

@swellbattle

“Wh-”

“HOLD THE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY UP”

“WERNER, YOU SON OF A RAT, THIEF BASTARD! IN THE NAME OF RODENT’S NON-EXISTENT HONOR PUT THAT RIGHT BACK WHERE YOU GOT THAT THIS UNHOLY INSTANT IF YOU STILL WANT TO HAVE THE ABILITY TO EAT!”

There goes another boy.

[facetandcut]

@swellbattle || UGH.

“EUGH- WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE!?”