Archie Hubbs

If I had a tail, it’d be wagging a mile a minute!

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Party rockers in the house tonight!

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I've seen a lot of dogs stand up on their hind legs during shows, but never quite like @tcmpcral​'s Basil the Kicker! What do you think, Ted?

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What incredible control! What beautiful handling! I can tell @speedandspace​ is a record-breaker already!

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You've got that right, Ted. Talk about vim and vigour! Though I can’t say anything is quite as beautiful as your eyes.

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You have to wonder how @ghostbustingreen​ fell for that trap in the first place, Archie. Who even goes to a hotel called ‘The Last Resort’?

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Huh? I made a reservation there last week.

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@mechaniized​'s N. Gin is one of the most unique muses I've seen, Ted. Just amazing. How well do you suppose he'll perform with that big hat he's got on?

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@chaosiism​’s Velo seems awfully confident, Archie. I really do wonder if he can live up to all that hype. ‘Pride before a fall’, as they say.

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The guy can move, though, Ted! I’m impressed! Even if he does look like a dog's bare tushie.

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Can’t say I’ve ever judged a cat before, Archie. What’s your impression of @speedkinghunter​?

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That cat is gay!

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Never thought I’d see somebody with a game of Pong for a face, Archie.

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You mean L.O.G. over at @iiinterstellarmusepark? You have got to be kidding me, Nuts & Bolts is my favourite video game!

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Does Jigglypuff @puffywarrior seem a little off to you, Ted?

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@0vershadowed​ is showing a great deal of character today, Ted. He’s downright three-dimensional!

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Are we sure Shadow the Hedgehog is supposed to be hanging around with @saiyanprincesstrunks​, Archie? Also, have you seen my fridge at all? I seem to have misplaced it.

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Can’t say that I have, Ted. I've got to admit, I’ve been completely distracted by that hedgehog’s fluffy little ears. They’re a work of art! 

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Talk about nostalgia, Ted! Take a look at Laylee over at @insepairable, she’s positively batty!

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I have to be honest Archie, I’m struggling to see @musemedallium’s Waluigi’s good side.

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Keep an open mind, Ted! Not everybody has quite as many good sides as you!

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How do you suppose @swellbattle​‘s King Dice would do against a ferret, Ted? Not a ratty one, but a show-class ferret? …Ted?

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Hm, underhanded play from @intrappen. That’s more than enough for a disqualification, right Archie?

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I don’t know about that, Ted. He’s kind of endearing. The way he’s gnawing away at @neotribeam’s shins reminds me a little bit of my Chihuahua back home.

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This marks almost 389 consecutive replies for @ssjkallion​. Just how much farther can she extend this winning streak? 

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I feel like I’m in the presence of royalty, Ted. A thread that long deserves a gold medal!

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Hello, everybody, and welcome to the dashboard! Writers are giving it their all today in the roleplay community. Here to cover the action is yours truly, Ted Rumsworth, with analysis by my friend and associate, Archie Hubbs!

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Thanks, Ted, and a great big hello to everyone out there watching! Should we get write into the show, or comma ‘round a bit later?