#swen-queen

[swen-lily]

Hey I brought this Harry Potter Movie and popcorn so you can go visit Ruby for two hours, we'll be fine. Permission to scare any rogue one into submission?

Ruby...lives with me???? 

[swen-lily]

Give me your 15 children and your dog

I don’t have a dog-ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY GIRFRIEND??? RUDE. Also why the fuck would I give you my children????? You don’t know half their names??? No????

[swen-lily]

I would also like you to know that whether or not I approve of your techniques I am proud of you not only for surviving this long with the bad set of beginning circumstances you got, but for avoiding the law as well. Well done Lily of house Mills

You only have two cops in this town. And one of them is scared of me, the other is literally my step mother. It wasn’t as hard as you think. But thank you, your appreciation and praise means a lot

[swen-lily]

if you wanted to say something there you didn't there were no tags in that Brazil shirt picture

USA! USA! USA!

[swen-lily]

Give me the book. please

What book?

[swen-lily]

Are you asthmatic?

I...uhh...yeah...I mean it’s not a constant thing but sometimes I’ll get bad chest infections and sometimes if I get too winded I’ll need my inhaler and sometimes I’ll just start coughing like I’m dying and I’ll need it then to. Why do you ask? Don’t go crazy about it I always have my inhaler on me.

[swen-lily]

So, you might want to rethink your naked-picture sending strategies? Just a suggestion

Check and double check the recipient. I got it. Relax I’m not hitting on your wife or anyone who isn’t Ruby.

[swen-lily]

*holds up jacket* Couture?

Gesundheit?