Where’s my mom?
My ma lost her in new york don’t worry I’m getting her back.
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@swen-lily
Where’s my mom?
My ma lost her in new york don’t worry I’m getting her back.
Okay, I don’t like want to alarm anyone or anything, but.. well… I think I lost Regina at some point in New York…
Retrace your steps and tell me what happened.
Wonderful. Give me a piece of her clothing I’m like a sniffer dog I can track her down by scent alone.
No offense meant to you, but being an older and wiser dragon, I would assume Maleficent would have found her by now and brought her with her and never needed to start this conversation if that was something that could be done.
I’m so not sniffing around in NY. This place already smell like crap without the help of my dragon senses.
I lost her at the damn subway, I think… but I’m not that sure… there were just way too much people.
My point exactly, ma won’t sniff around NY, I’ve lived there at some point and not in the nicest smelling places either. I am both physically and emotionally numb to all the shit that goes down there. So, I’m going to go steal a sweater of hers and I’ll text you with any update. Hopefully she’s okay.
And your 15 kids?
With my very competent fiancee who has never gotten lost a day in her life thank you very much. Seriously. I am the only one who has my shit together lately.
That you are darling, that you are. But really, wouldn’t it be better to send your wolf to search for you mother? Wolves have a slightly better sense of smell that us.
I was going to suggest the same thing
RUBY???? ALONE???? IN NEW YORK??? A PLACE SHE’S NEVER BEEN???? ALONE???? NO???? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????? NO????
Okay, I don’t like want to alarm anyone or anything, but.. well… I think I lost Regina at some point in New York…
Retrace your steps and tell me what happened.
Wonderful. Give me a piece of her clothing I’m like a sniffer dog I can track her down by scent alone.
No offense meant to you, but being an older and wiser dragon, I would assume Maleficent would have found her by now and brought her with her and never needed to start this conversation if that was something that could be done.
I’m so not sniffing around in NY. This place already smell like crap without the help of my dragon senses.
I lost her at the damn subway, I think… but I’m not that sure… there were just way too much people.
My point exactly, ma won’t sniff around NY, I’ve lived there at some point and not in the nicest smelling places either. I am both physically and emotionally numb to all the shit that goes down there. So, I’m going to go steal a sweater of hers and I’ll text you with any update. Hopefully she’s okay.
And your 15 kids?
With my very competent fiancee who has never gotten lost a day in her life thank you very much. Seriously. I am the only one who has my shit together lately.
Okay, I don’t like want to alarm anyone or anything, but.. well… I think I lost Regina at some point in New York…
Retrace your steps and tell me what happened.
Wonderful. Give me a piece of her clothing I’m like a sniffer dog I can track her down by scent alone.
No offense meant to you, but being an older and wiser dragon, I would assume Maleficent would have found her by now and brought her with her and never needed to start this conversation if that was something that could be done.
I’m so not sniffing around in NY. This place already smell like crap without the help of my dragon senses.
I lost her at the damn subway, I think… but I’m not that sure… there were just way too much people.
My point exactly, ma won't sniff around NY, I've lived there at some point and not in the nicest smelling places either. I am both physically and emotionally numb to all the shit that goes down there. So, I'm going to go steal a sweater of hers and I'll text you with any update. Hopefully she's okay.
Okay, I don’t like want to alarm anyone or anything, but.. well… I think I lost Regina at some point in New York…
Retrace your steps and tell me what happened.
Wonderful. Give me a piece of her clothing I'm like a sniffer dog I can track her down by scent alone.
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I have an idea! Is the park booked for something on thanksgiving?
There is a concert pending weather but it may get canceled.
Cause mom is freaking out about thanksgiving, we’re a huge family now and she thinks it’s impossible to have everyone. So I thought: Why not make the family picnic our thanksgiving? That way we have enough space, everyone can bring a little something and we’ll have enough food, and we only have to deal with one inhumanely large family gathering per year! What do you say?!
*singing and watching tv* So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyyy *clapclapclapclap* Your job’s a joke You’re broke Your love life’s DOA…. *frowns* *half an hour later* *sobbing* IT HASN’T BEEN MY DAY OR WEEK OR MONTH OR EVEN MY YEAR
*looks down at her lap* Tink? Tink please get up and stop crying on me I already had snow cry on my why do people think I’m such a good person to cry on….I made home made sorbet! Would you like some home made sorbet?
*sniffles* I’m sorry I just kind of- haven’t thought about the fact that I’m never going to get married yet and-*inhales* and I’m going to be stagnant the rest of my life that is just too long to be-*sobs more*
*sighs* Tink marriage isn’t for everyone…*strokes her hair* Besides what difference does marriage make anyway? It’s just a piece of paper that legally binds two people, and most of them end up in divorce anyway. Do you really want that? It’s going to be okay, aurora loves you, you know? and so does my mom. You need to clam down about certain things you can’t keep panicking about everything or you’re never going to have any peace.
You know how not comforting that is…? Incredibly. *takes a deep breath* you don’t understand what it’s like to feel so precarious all the time
Mostly because I don’t understand what that word means. But to be fair, I came here to hang out with you and watch TV, not for you to cry over me. Now calm your shit, drink some wine and have some sorbet.
Precarious means unstable. Could fall or break at any moment. *wipes eyes* fine
Everything is precarious in this fucking town, trust me Tink, you’re gonna be fine.
But is it wrong to want at least one thing in my life to not be? I’ve been living precariously for forty years I don’t wanna stay that way
No it’s not, I know what it’s like to just want everything to work out the way you’d hope. But sometimes life doesn’t work out that way and you need to take the little victories as they come.
What little victories have I achieved recently, Lily. I’ve been totally stagnant for months…
You have managed to keep me awake for the night, congratulations I’m going to make you salty pancakes.
It was an accident. I need to do-something….I don’t know.
*shoves legs of couch and sits down* You’re a mess, it’s not cute. *snatches TV remote* put yourself together, you have a child now. No one cares if you didn’t get married Aurora didn’t kick you out
….you’re an ass…
Me? The Evil Queen? my god since when? I shall fix this before it’s too late *turns on news*
Shut up. *snatches remote back and changes the channel* Friends you’re my only friends…
Lord give me strenght. If Emma wakes up tell her I went to watch the news with Aurora because you seem to think this is your house.
:( I don’t have Netflix….go have fun with your news.
What the hell even? I went to get sorbet and even more shit hits the fan? Why am I suddenly the only one keeping it together?
Not my fault your mother has all the social intelligence of a grape
Hey don’t talk shit about my mom. Especially not in her house.
When she can go two minutes without insulting me I will happily oblige that request
You know what Tink maybe if you weren’t such a drama queen all the time things wouldn’t be as bad. It may sound harsh but i say it with love. You need to chill.
This coming from you? I’m sorry if you don’t give a crap about my problems but you don’t need to throw that in my face.
You know what? I do give a crap, but maybe that's my problem. Maybe i shouldn't.
*singing and watching tv* So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyyy *clapclapclapclap* Your job’s a joke You’re broke Your love life’s DOA…. *frowns* *half an hour later* *sobbing* IT HASN’T BEEN MY DAY OR WEEK OR MONTH OR EVEN MY YEAR
*looks down at her lap* Tink? Tink please get up and stop crying on me I already had snow cry on my why do people think I’m such a good person to cry on….I made home made sorbet! Would you like some home made sorbet?
*sniffles* I’m sorry I just kind of- haven’t thought about the fact that I’m never going to get married yet and-*inhales* and I’m going to be stagnant the rest of my life that is just too long to be-*sobs more*
*sighs* Tink marriage isn’t for everyone…*strokes her hair* Besides what difference does marriage make anyway? It’s just a piece of paper that legally binds two people, and most of them end up in divorce anyway. Do you really want that? It’s going to be okay, aurora loves you, you know? and so does my mom. You need to clam down about certain things you can’t keep panicking about everything or you’re never going to have any peace.
You know how not comforting that is…? Incredibly. *takes a deep breath* you don’t understand what it’s like to feel so precarious all the time
Mostly because I don’t understand what that word means. But to be fair, I came here to hang out with you and watch TV, not for you to cry over me. Now calm your shit, drink some wine and have some sorbet.
Precarious means unstable. Could fall or break at any moment. *wipes eyes* fine
Everything is precarious in this fucking town, trust me Tink, you’re gonna be fine.
But is it wrong to want at least one thing in my life to not be? I’ve been living precariously for forty years I don’t wanna stay that way
No it’s not, I know what it’s like to just want everything to work out the way you’d hope. But sometimes life doesn’t work out that way and you need to take the little victories as they come.
What little victories have I achieved recently, Lily. I’ve been totally stagnant for months…
You have managed to keep me awake for the night, congratulations I’m going to make you salty pancakes.
It was an accident. I need to do-something….I don’t know.
*shoves legs of couch and sits down* You’re a mess, it’s not cute. *snatches TV remote* put yourself together, you have a child now. No one cares if you didn’t get married Aurora didn’t kick you out
….you’re an ass…
Me? The Evil Queen? my god since when? I shall fix this before it’s too late *turns on news*
Shut up. *snatches remote back and changes the channel* Friends you’re my only friends…
Lord give me strenght. If Emma wakes up tell her I went to watch the news with Aurora because you seem to think this is your house.
:( I don’t have Netflix….go have fun with your news.
What the hell even? I went to get sorbet and even more shit hits the fan? Why am I suddenly the only one keeping it together?
Not my fault your mother has all the social intelligence of a grape
Hey don’t talk shit about my mom. Especially not in her house.
When she can go two minutes without insulting me I will happily oblige that request
You know what Tink maybe if you weren't such a drama queen all the time things wouldn't be as bad. It may sound harsh but i say it with love. You need to chill.
*singing and watching tv* So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyyy *clapclapclapclap* Your job’s a joke You’re broke Your love life’s DOA…. *frowns* *half an hour later* *sobbing* IT HASN’T BEEN MY DAY OR WEEK OR MONTH OR EVEN MY YEAR
*looks down at her lap* Tink? Tink please get up and stop crying on me I already had snow cry on my why do people think I’m such a good person to cry on….I made home made sorbet! Would you like some home made sorbet?
*sniffles* I’m sorry I just kind of- haven’t thought about the fact that I’m never going to get married yet and-*inhales* and I’m going to be stagnant the rest of my life that is just too long to be-*sobs more*
*sighs* Tink marriage isn’t for everyone…*strokes her hair* Besides what difference does marriage make anyway? It’s just a piece of paper that legally binds two people, and most of them end up in divorce anyway. Do you really want that? It’s going to be okay, aurora loves you, you know? and so does my mom. You need to clam down about certain things you can’t keep panicking about everything or you’re never going to have any peace.
You know how not comforting that is…? Incredibly. *takes a deep breath* you don’t understand what it’s like to feel so precarious all the time
Mostly because I don’t understand what that word means. But to be fair, I came here to hang out with you and watch TV, not for you to cry over me. Now calm your shit, drink some wine and have some sorbet.
Precarious means unstable. Could fall or break at any moment. *wipes eyes* fine
Everything is precarious in this fucking town, trust me Tink, you’re gonna be fine.
But is it wrong to want at least one thing in my life to not be? I’ve been living precariously for forty years I don’t wanna stay that way
No it’s not, I know what it’s like to just want everything to work out the way you’d hope. But sometimes life doesn’t work out that way and you need to take the little victories as they come.
What little victories have I achieved recently, Lily. I’ve been totally stagnant for months…
You have managed to keep me awake for the night, congratulations I’m going to make you salty pancakes.
It was an accident. I need to do-something….I don’t know.
*shoves legs of couch and sits down* You’re a mess, it’s not cute. *snatches TV remote* put yourself together, you have a child now. No one cares if you didn’t get married Aurora didn’t kick you out
….you’re an ass…
Me? The Evil Queen? my god since when? I shall fix this before it’s too late *turns on news*
Shut up. *snatches remote back and changes the channel* Friends you’re my only friends…
Lord give me strenght. If Emma wakes up tell her I went to watch the news with Aurora because you seem to think this is your house.
:( I don’t have Netflix….go have fun with your news.
What the hell even? I went to get sorbet and even more shit hits the fan? Why am I suddenly the only one keeping it together?
Not my fault your mother has all the social intelligence of a grape
Hey don't talk shit about my mom. Especially not in her house.
*singing and watching tv* So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyyy *clapclapclapclap* Your job’s a joke You’re broke Your love life’s DOA…. *frowns* *half an hour later* *sobbing* IT HASN’T BEEN MY DAY OR WEEK OR MONTH OR EVEN MY YEAR
*looks down at her lap* Tink? Tink please get up and stop crying on me I already had snow cry on my why do people think I’m such a good person to cry on….I made home made sorbet! Would you like some home made sorbet?
*sniffles* I’m sorry I just kind of- haven’t thought about the fact that I’m never going to get married yet and-*inhales* and I’m going to be stagnant the rest of my life that is just too long to be-*sobs more*
*sighs* Tink marriage isn’t for everyone…*strokes her hair* Besides what difference does marriage make anyway? It’s just a piece of paper that legally binds two people, and most of them end up in divorce anyway. Do you really want that? It’s going to be okay, aurora loves you, you know? and so does my mom. You need to clam down about certain things you can’t keep panicking about everything or you’re never going to have any peace.
You know how not comforting that is…? Incredibly. *takes a deep breath* you don’t understand what it’s like to feel so precarious all the time
Mostly because I don’t understand what that word means. But to be fair, I came here to hang out with you and watch TV, not for you to cry over me. Now calm your shit, drink some wine and have some sorbet.
Precarious means unstable. Could fall or break at any moment. *wipes eyes* fine
Everything is precarious in this fucking town, trust me Tink, you’re gonna be fine.
But is it wrong to want at least one thing in my life to not be? I’ve been living precariously for forty years I don’t wanna stay that way
No it’s not, I know what it’s like to just want everything to work out the way you’d hope. But sometimes life doesn’t work out that way and you need to take the little victories as they come.
What little victories have I achieved recently, Lily. I’ve been totally stagnant for months…
You have managed to keep me awake for the night, congratulations I’m going to make you salty pancakes.
It was an accident. I need to do-something….I don’t know.
*shoves legs of couch and sits down* You’re a mess, it’s not cute. *snatches TV remote* put yourself together, you have a child now. No one cares if you didn’t get married Aurora didn’t kick you out
….you’re an ass…
Me? The Evil Queen? my god since when? I shall fix this before it’s too late *turns on news*
Shut up. *snatches remote back and changes the channel* Friends you’re my only friends…
Lord give me strenght. If Emma wakes up tell her I went to watch the news with Aurora because you seem to think this is your house.
:( I don’t have Netflix….go have fun with your news.
What the hell even? I went to get sorbet and even more shit hits the fan? Why am I suddenly the only one keeping it together?
*singing and watching tv* So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyyy *clapclapclapclap* Your job’s a joke You’re broke Your love life’s DOA…. *frowns* *half an hour later* *sobbing* IT HASN’T BEEN MY DAY OR WEEK OR MONTH OR EVEN MY YEAR
*looks down at her lap* Tink? Tink please get up and stop crying on me I already had snow cry on my why do people think I’m such a good person to cry on….I made home made sorbet! Would you like some home made sorbet?
*sniffles* I’m sorry I just kind of- haven’t thought about the fact that I’m never going to get married yet and-*inhales* and I’m going to be stagnant the rest of my life that is just too long to be-*sobs more*
*sighs* Tink marriage isn’t for everyone…*strokes her hair* Besides what difference does marriage make anyway? It’s just a piece of paper that legally binds two people, and most of them end up in divorce anyway. Do you really want that? It’s going to be okay, aurora loves you, you know? and so does my mom. You need to clam down about certain things you can’t keep panicking about everything or you’re never going to have any peace.
You know how not comforting that is…? Incredibly. *takes a deep breath* you don’t understand what it’s like to feel so precarious all the time
Mostly because I don’t understand what that word means. But to be fair, I came here to hang out with you and watch TV, not for you to cry over me. Now calm your shit, drink some wine and have some sorbet.
Precarious means unstable. Could fall or break at any moment. *wipes eyes* fine
Everything is precarious in this fucking town, trust me Tink, you’re gonna be fine.
But is it wrong to want at least one thing in my life to not be? I’ve been living precariously for forty years I don’t wanna stay that way
No it's not, I know what it's like to just want everything to work out the way you'd hope. But sometimes life doesn't work out that way and you need to take the little victories as they come.
*singing and watching tv* So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyyy *clapclapclapclap* Your job’s a joke You’re broke Your love life’s DOA…. *frowns* *half an hour later* *sobbing* IT HASN’T BEEN MY DAY OR WEEK OR MONTH OR EVEN MY YEAR
*looks down at her lap* Tink? Tink please get up and stop crying on me I already had snow cry on my why do people think I’m such a good person to cry on….I made home made sorbet! Would you like some home made sorbet?
*sniffles* I’m sorry I just kind of- haven’t thought about the fact that I’m never going to get married yet and-*inhales* and I’m going to be stagnant the rest of my life that is just too long to be-*sobs more*
*sighs* Tink marriage isn’t for everyone…*strokes her hair* Besides what difference does marriage make anyway? It’s just a piece of paper that legally binds two people, and most of them end up in divorce anyway. Do you really want that? It’s going to be okay, aurora loves you, you know? and so does my mom. You need to clam down about certain things you can’t keep panicking about everything or you’re never going to have any peace.
You know how not comforting that is…? Incredibly. *takes a deep breath* you don’t understand what it’s like to feel so precarious all the time
Mostly because I don’t understand what that word means. But to be fair, I came here to hang out with you and watch TV, not for you to cry over me. Now calm your shit, drink some wine and have some sorbet.
Precarious means unstable. Could fall or break at any moment. *wipes eyes* fine
Everything is precarious in this fucking town, trust me Tink, you're gonna be fine.
*singing and watching tv* So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyyy *clapclapclapclap* Your job’s a joke You’re broke Your love life’s DOA…. *frowns* *half an hour later* *sobbing* IT HASN’T BEEN MY DAY OR WEEK OR MONTH OR EVEN MY YEAR
*looks down at her lap* Tink? Tink please get up and stop crying on me I already had snow cry on my why do people think I’m such a good person to cry on….I made home made sorbet! Would you like some home made sorbet?
*sniffles* I’m sorry I just kind of- haven’t thought about the fact that I’m never going to get married yet and-*inhales* and I’m going to be stagnant the rest of my life that is just too long to be-*sobs more*
*sighs* Tink marriage isn’t for everyone…*strokes her hair* Besides what difference does marriage make anyway? It’s just a piece of paper that legally binds two people, and most of them end up in divorce anyway. Do you really want that? It’s going to be okay, aurora loves you, you know? and so does my mom. You need to clam down about certain things you can’t keep panicking about everything or you’re never going to have any peace.
You know how not comforting that is…? Incredibly. *takes a deep breath* you don’t understand what it’s like to feel so precarious all the time
Mostly because I don't understand what that word means. But to be fair, I came here to hang out with you and watch TV, not for you to cry over me. Now calm your shit, drink some wine and have some sorbet.
*singing and watching tv* So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyyy *clapclapclapclap* Your job’s a joke You’re broke Your love life’s DOA…. *frowns* *half an hour later* *sobbing* IT HASN’T BEEN MY DAY OR WEEK OR MONTH OR EVEN MY YEAR
*looks down at her lap* Tink? Tink please get up and stop crying on me I already had snow cry on my why do people think I’m such a good person to cry on….I made home made sorbet! Would you like some home made sorbet?
*sniffles* I’m sorry I just kind of- haven’t thought about the fact that I’m never going to get married yet and-*inhales* and I’m going to be stagnant the rest of my life that is just too long to be-*sobs more*
*sighs* Tink marriage isn't for everyone...*strokes her hair* Besides what difference does marriage make anyway? It's just a piece of paper that legally binds two people, and most of them end up in divorce anyway. Do you really want that? It's going to be okay, aurora loves you, you know? and so does my mom. You need to clam down about certain things you can't keep panicking about everything or you're never going to have any peace.
*singing and watching tv* So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyyy *clapclapclapclap* Your job’s a joke You’re broke Your love life’s DOA…. *frowns* *half an hour later* *sobbing* IT HASN’T BEEN MY DAY OR WEEK OR MONTH OR EVEN MY YEAR
*looks down at her lap* Tink? Tink please get up and stop crying on me I already had snow cry on my why do people think I’m such a good person to cry on....I made home made sorbet! Would you like some home made sorbet?