#swervesauditions

[tyrantofthefirmament]

Anyone ever tell you how tall you are?

They told me all sorts of measurements when I was being evaluated for caste placement at the induction centers near the Well of AllSparks. I am 24 and a half feet tall. 31 with my wings raised.

[dizzydiodes]

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what to do

✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧  dance with your muse.✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  sing for your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧  ask your muse out on a date.✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧  take a bath with your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧  hold your muse tight.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧  lean onto your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧  kiss your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧  sleep with your muse.✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  marry your muse.✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  watch your muse sleep.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧  cuddle your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  go to a party with your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  watch a movie with your muse✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  play video games with your muse✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  steal horses with your muse.✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  cook together with your muse.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦✦  support your muse’s hobbies.✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  get drunk with your muse.✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  watch your muse cry.✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  send your muse away.✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  make your muse trip.✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  deny your muse’s existence.✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  slap your muse.✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  crush your muse’s dreams✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  set your muse’s home on fire.✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  kill your muse.

[dizzydiodes]

@swervesauditions x:

It can be. Oh! Yes! Getting in and out of their berths is impossible! Especially if they’re larger than normal bots.

It’s even worse when you fall off of them!

[dizzydiodes]

@swervesauditions​ continued x:

“Just, hold still for a second, bud.” he walks up to Bee, face-to-face and then looks him up and down.

“Ha! I knew it. I am taller than you!” he was standing on his ‘toes’, but really, they were about the same height.

“Oh, you think so?” Bumblebee laughs and balances on the tips of his pedes, “I think I’m about a horn taller.”

[dizzydiodes]

Hey, Bee! Bee! Hold still...

(Well that’s never a good way to start a conversation.)

Why? What’s goin’ on?

[tyrantofthefirmament]

swervesauditions replied to your post “Anyone ever tell you how tall you are?”

Yeah, but, I mean, without even knowing exactly how tall you are. You're really, really tall.

So good of you to notice.

[dizzydiodes-a-blog]

💓

Send a 💓 if you’d like a kiss from my muse.

Finally, somebody Bumblebee doesn’t mind kissing! Sure, it involves a little bit of a balancing act on his tiptoes to get the spy even close to the right height, but that’s a small price to pay for a friendly (and maybe a little tipsy) smooch.

[therisingdarkness]

swervesauditions replied to your post: Would you give someone a piggy back ride if they...

:(

No.