ive got silly guys for you!!! (repost from my old acc) its a little older so im not as proud of it but !! we need more gremlin connor content out here
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switch!connor + switch!schlatt (a little heavier on lee schlatt though Augh) | 1.3k words !!
Bored
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Connor huffed, collapsing onto the couch right next to Schlatt. Schlatt turned his head slowly, his annoyed face very clear to the hedgehog.
Connor frowned, looking up at Schlatt. He opened his mouth to speak, before Schlatt interrupted him.
"Connor, I just want to warn you, that if you are going to say anything about being bored, I am going to lose my fucking mind."
Connor couldn't help but laugh. It was a frequent complaint that the brunette had, and usually everybody suffered when he went through it.
"Well, boy do I have news for you."
The shorter paused, staring as the ram waited.
"I'm bored."
Schlatt groaned, rubbing at this eyes and setting down his book.
"Fine. You win. What do you want me to do about it?"
He was exasperated, and the only response his friend paid him was a simple shrug.
"Dunno."
"Do you wanna watch a movie?"
The taller said, hoping to find an end to their talk. Even though Schlatt loved Connor with his whole heart, running a business is hard work! And he needed time to recharge before he did shit again.
"I guess...."
But of course, the other hybrid had to make everything difficult. What did he even want if he didn't want a simple hang out session?
"You guess? Con, my man, it's a yes or no question."
They both laughed, and Connor finally gave a proper response.
"Fine. But only if it's not a horror movie. I can't stand those."
Schlatt nodded frantically, agreeing. Anything to get out of the conversation and into silently watching a movie.
He was quick to turn on some dumb Disney movie, picking Mulan since he knew for a fact it was among Connor's favorites.
Schlatt opened his book, reading through it as he thought the conversation had come to an end, and they would just watch the movie.
Connor though, seemed to not be even close to done. He snaked his arm around Schlatt's waist, his eyes glued to the screen. The ram didn't think it was anything different, his arm finding its place around his friend's shoulders. It was a common occurrence to find them holding onto each other, as best friends often did.
What Schlatt failed to see, was another common occurrence the two found themselves in the habit of doing.
Without saying a word, both of Connor's hands found their way to Schlatt's sides, and he immediately started taking advantage of that.
"Whahat the fuhuck-"
Schlatt tried his best to shut up, and not let Connor see his hard work pay off, but he was woefully unprepared for this.
The hedgehog simply shrugged, his hands finding their way to the ram's ribs. Maybe he'd think about not wearing a shirt around the house next time.
"Ohokay, ohOHKAY!"
Schlatt tried to back away, but his best friend only followed. He was still holding his book, and really didn't want to drop and ruin it.
"I told you I was bored. Maybe, next time, you won't try and shut me up with a movie. Tee Bee Ache, you kinda deserve it."
Schlatt was going to bring up the spelling of the acronym 'To Be Honest' out loud, but he couldn't focus on that, as Connor had wormed his way to his lower back, scratching at the area by his tail.
That actually made Schlatt collapse against the pillows, trying to squeeze out Connor's hands. But that only helped what he was trying to hurt, Connor moving one of his hands to come after his lower tummy.
Schlatt shook his head, trying to control the giggles that continued to leave his mouth. What didn't help, was that Connor said absolutely nothing as he fucked with him.
"Cohon, CohoHONNEHER!"
He tried to beg, watching the older look up at him.
"Yeah? What's up, Schlatt?"
The ram cackled, his head falling back to the pillow behind him. Of course he picked an asshole to be his best friend.
It took him a moment to process that he could be fighting back instead of sitting back and taking it.
Schlatt brought his hands down, trying to collect Connor's. He actually got a good grip on one of the smaller wrists before the tickles stopped, and bright blue eyes stared at him.
".....Heyyyy, Schlatt-"
He said, looking just a tad nervous. Good.
"Hehey, Connor."
Schlatt responded, a death stare finding its way to Connor.
Even through his short breathed giggles, Schlatt was a scary man. Usually it was to Connor's advantage! But this time? ....no, not really.
"Uhm, what's going on?"
Connor asked, testing the grip that the ram had on one of his hands, using the other to rub his palm on his pant leg.
Schlatt looked calm, shrugging.
"Nothing much. You want your hand back?"
He asked, doing his best to keep his growing smirk off his face.
"Yeah, uh, that'd be nice."
Connor replied, avoiding the other's eyes by trying to pry off the fingers that held the freedom of his hand.
"Wow. That's gotta suck, then."
He finally responded, the shorter looking up at him in confusion.
"What?"
He asked, but it was already too late. Schlatt held his hand palm up, furiously scribbling at it.
The hedgehog shrieked, the shock of his situation hitting harder than the movements themselves. His heel dug into the floor under the couch, and he tried to pull his hand back.
Schlatt wasn't giving in though, his nails scratching up and down the ridiculously sensitive area.
Connor was reduced to giggles, shaking his head as if he were embarrassed.
"The funniest thing about you, is that you don't even fight back! You just sit there and take it!"
The ram teased, watching his friend's face light up a bright red. He knew that he was right though, by the way he just shrinked into the couch.
He didn't respond, uselessly giggling. While that was a good spot, Schlatt wanted to try and get a different kind of laughter that he knew Connor could produce.
He gave the hands a rest, looking the hedgehog up and down. Eventually, before Connor could fully recover, his hands found their way to the other's sides, grinning as he did so.
"You should really just get good, Con."
He said, starting to quickly squeeze. Connor's giggles returned, and he tried to push at Schlatt's hands. It was only when the ram tried to scribble at his tummy that he fought back, actually pushing Schlatt's hands off of him and sitting up to dig into his hips.
Schlatt immediately retracted his hands, freezing up for a second before he weakly pushed at Connor's.
"Screhehew you!"
Connor exclaimed, moving a hand to claw once more at the other's lower back and tail area. Schlatt didn't take this well, but he didn't do much to stop it, too taken in by the sensations attacking his nervous system.
Connor took his time abusing that spot, Schlatt kicking his legs and basically unable to do anything. Finnally, after too much time (in Schlatt's opinion), he finally switched, one hand focusing on his ribs and the other scratching at the base of his horn.
The melt spot and regular tickles hit him like a truck, purring mixed with laughter tiring him out more than Connor probably meant to.
Eventually, he called out what Connor had been waiting to hear.
"Uhuhuncle! UhuncehEHELE!"
That led the older to finally stop, grinning widely at his friend.
"I won!"
He said proudly, rubbing away any ghosty tingles that stayed on Schlatt's skin.
"Oh fuhuck yohou."
Schlatt hissed in response, glaring. Of course, he'd have to get Connor back. But that'd happen on a day he didn't know to expect it.
"Wanna watch a movie?"
His friend asked, an innocent look plastered on his face.
"Die."