#switzposting

[mewojoshi]

this has 2 count as slutshaming.

[butt-wizard]

Switzerland when he finishes shopping for groceries

[mewojoshi]

s.wisspru during the neuchâtel crisis where switz js str8 up is abt 2 kill him. js acc 4 real murdering gil.

[mewojoshi]

i js cant picture switz in like. a relationship. but i also think hes gods most afflicted a.roace So.

[mewojoshi]

🌍🌈💞👎 for Switzerland

🌍does their personality differ in your portrayal of them in nationverse vs. human aus? if yes, how?

tbqh i dont rlly know i havent thought of humanverse switz much,,, i think in human aus hes somehow Worse abt interaction like i think in human aus hes str8 up abt 2 become the unabomber.

🌈 your sexuality & gender hc?

AROACE & INSANE ABT IT. REAL & TRUE FACT. & 4 gender i think switz is like Whatever i dont think he cares. #neutrality.

💞 other than your main ship for them, what's your second favourite?

besides s.wissaus i think s.wisspru is rlly rlly funny & also lowk adds up. from neuchâtel 2 h8fucking & feeling kind of yucky abt it but then its acc fine bc its not taking advantage of some1 who doesnt deserve it. its still skin crawling but thats bc yr reducing yrself 2 fucking some1 you h8 but thats #okay. also something something g.erman unification versus the swiss cantons.

👎a pet peeve you have about the portrayal of this character (in canon or fanon)?

every1 seems intent on making him the devil & i dont like it. he is a sweetie pea @ heart its made abundantly clear he does not take pleasure in how he makes money but he rlly rlly rlly wishes he does. but he doesnt. Critically.

[mewojoshi]

the liet mutual market is oversaturated but w time & effort i can become the switz mutual.

[mewojoshi]

lets give switz o.cd.

[mewojoshi]

in addition 2 imho being a solid cook i think switz can fuck it uuuup in the clurb. i dont think hes embarassed 2 either he js doesnt do it bc he doesnt like any of the clurb oqpants. so basically hes whimsyless. but hes crucially Not.