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Jack's Libido Stems From His Previous Life's Sexual Poweress
Let's be honest with ourselves Joseph Cullman in life was hot as fuck with or without the clown makeup. I do think he used his good looks to also sometimes survive on his own doing whatever he could to supply himself. From what have seen it left him with a lot of issues when he had to leave that past behind and become a squeaky clean child show host, because this is a children's show and children are sheltered from that stuff. I do think that even though it was just for survival he was actually pretty good at it where few clients could say they weren't satisfied. However, he always would feel empty because it was just sex and nothing. I like to imagine his Jack persona is very honey on main for the lead because he can have sex with someone and it means something. He can show his sexual poweress on someone who he can share personally with.
Ian And Jack: Two Love Interests Who Don't Love Themselves
When it comes down to it both guys will probably be opposed to each other, but I notice one thing they share in common is that they don't really love themselves. Seriously, I think the game is making parallels where each of them form an unhealthy bond with the player because of the fact that they don't really see the true selves as worthy of being loved.
We already know from what we have past scene that both guys have had a history of seeing themselves in the past unworthy of love. For Jack it's his past as Joseph Cullman who was loved by no one in his community, not even his parents. The same thing with Ian who had no one but the m/c to love due to even his mom being an abusive pos who belittled and controlled him. They both latch onto the main character because overall they no true love for themselves. Jack in his case hides it more better than Ian with his sunny persona and faux confidence. They both are clingy and will do anything to win the main character's love. With Jack we know it's by any means, and he probably will be the main antagonist because of it. It makes me think that a theme in this game is how one shouldn't latch onto other people to feel wanted and that they should learn to love themselves.
Even though it's from a different show, I do think this line is good thing that sums up what the main character eventually spells out to them both that the can't let themselves be consumed by self-loathing and latch onto other people to help their own self-esteem. Jack needs to embrace he was Joseph and that he doesn't need to pretend to be perfect to be loved, while Ian as well shouldn't attach himself so much to the player to feel validation. I kind of hope in the good endings that this could lead to a healthier relationship with both guys whoever they choose.
Ian I Totally See Would Have Tried To Pass His Affair As Just One Mistake
I know he shows he feels guilty, but he also seems to feel that the main character (Zaria in this case) would forgive him that easily but nope. Here is what Zaria would react if he tried to say that cheating is just one mistake.
I could so see Zaria going on an angry tirade on his ass for trying to trivialize what he has done and how he thinks he could easily get back into her graces. Nope, she is going to shut that shit down and put him in his place which again he still won't get since he still leaves her messages.
Jack Would Kind Of Be Behind Baby Care Due To Being From The 80's
Sure he would be helpful by 80s understanding of babycare, but I think one area he needs help in is when it comes to newborns and SIDS. SIDS was just becoming understood at that age and it's now emphasized what not to do these days which is swaddle babies, cluster them with toys, and put them on their bellies. Something I think Zaria or any other m/c would tell him about. There would also be the emphasis on not giving them juice because juice for a baby has too much sugar at that age. Also baby powder I imagine Jack would try to get some but Zaria said baby powder is not used these days because it is known to irritate baby bottoms. Jack of course loving his m/c would hear and try to learn since he probably believes you are never too old to do so especially since he's going to be a upcoming parent.
Shaun Would So Roast Ian As Being A Parasitic Predator
I think this line from Rick and Morty really does fit Ian very well and I think Shaun should be the one to say it since Jack himself has some issues he shares with Ian. Shaun would see that Ian is someone who has been using the main character to foist their issues onto them, but never does anything in return. They might have a long history with one another, but he has attached himself to the play that they feel entitled that they should get back together. Shaun would even said eventually that pity would have turned them against Ian if he kept being that way due to feel obligated to him. Ian has for years played being pitiful that it's morphed into something so toxic that it would have dragged down the player even further.
Autism And Jack
You know given Jack is a child character from the 80's I have a feeling he wouldn't be up to date on autism, but if his beloved had them like Zaira does he would try to learn as much to accommodate them including their likes and dislikes. Also I totally see Zaira telling him not to support autism speaks because they are a bunch of hacks.