#swype problems

[greeenphent]

So, I get really excited when telling funny stories and on my phone, using Swype, my WORDS more than my SPELLING suffers since with Swype, if you fuck up the spelling, it writes out a whole different word.  I'm sure my meaning is frequently lost entirely.  Like tonight... when I accidentally said Ryn is ass.  Not that she is AN ass; just that she IS ass... this turned out to be funnier than the story I was trying to tell.

[tokenminority]

Every time I try to text "yeah" Swype turns it into "Utah"

WHY WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT UTAH

do people in utah even talk about utah

do people even live in utah

[tokenminority]

I was texting my friend "I need to read the poem first" and my phone decided that by "poem" I meant "porn."

No, Phone, I do not need to read the porn first. Or at all really.

[completelyungood]

that should've said fuckasses but chickadees is ok too

[mustasheo]

my phone really needs to stop writing “tits” when I swype “this” or “your” or “you’re” or anything that is not really deliberately “tits.” Hey swype developers, you should add a frequency component based on what words I actually use, because then you would know that I don’t usually say “tits” and you could stop trying to put it in half of my texts