ok jay ... i must ask. do you have any nascar headcanons?
- Suarez is the most normal, level headed one on the team (which was confirmed by Denny in that JGR personality vid lmao). While all his teammates are getting into fights or causing a scene or dumping race leaders at Martinsville, or dancing in a Circle K, he’s just like......................when will u guys...get it together.........
- MTJ is an awkward dad friend. He has so many dad jokes.
- Allmendinger would fill his entire house with cats if he could. And yes he would have a separate twitter account for each one.
- JGR is a magical place of friendship and love because Matt and Carl used to hate or at least strongly dislike each other at Roush (remember when Carl acted like was about to punch Matt that one time dsfdjdfjlkdfs and he looked like a total douche I’m so glad he grew up) but were good friends when they were both at JGR. ✨The magic of Joe Gibbs Racing ✨
- In 2000, when Jimmie lost his brakes at Watkins Glenn in that Busch series race and was barreling towards the wall, he was approached by the devil himself who offered to spare his life and guarantee him an undisclosed amount of Cup championships in exchange for his soul. IT’S THE ONLY EXPLANATION FOR WHY HE WALKED AWAY FROM THAT CRASH. And the only explanation for why he’s so lucky!!! I know I’ve said this before BUT CMON