"Won't you just cuddle me a little? It's cold tonight and Ulquiorra won't turn on the heat because his little flying rat doesn't like it." Szayel complained to his other roommate. -sybariite because we were talking about that AU before <3
CUDDLE him? What the FUCK was up with Szayel? Did he fall on his head or something? He should know that there was absolutely no fucking way he would ever consider doing something as gay as ‘ cuddling ‘ him. If he was cold, then that was HIS fucking problem! The look of disgust that Nnoitra sent him should be enough of an answer. There were plenty of other ways to solve the problem of Szayel being cold. For example by turning up the fucking heat? Who cares if Ulquiorra’s stupid bat pet didn’t like it? An animal wasn’t going to decide which temperature their rooms were gonna be. Now that he thought about it, it really was kinda cold here. Wearing a big, warm hoodie, he hadn’t noticed until Szayel started complaining. It made him raise his shoulders a little, tensing up while his look of displeasure got even more obvious.
❝ Who gives a shit if Ulquiorra won’t turn on ‘da heat? Just do it yerself. ❞ Some people ( like Szayel ) were some real pushovers. Why was he letting Ulquiorra dictate whether or not he should be comfortable in his own fucking home? They ALL lived here. Which meant they should all decide which temperature this place should have. The thought of himself promoting democracy made him snort. Maybe he should go for something where HE was in charge instead? He was the strongest, so - he could just beat up his roommates. Well, in principle, he could do that, but in reality… Let’s just say it hadn’t exactly been easy for him to find roommates in the first place. He would rather NOT have to find a whole new place to live. Move all his stuff… Deal with new people… No fucking thanks. ❝ I sure as hell ain’t gonna cuddle ya. ❞ Too gay, too weird and too awkward. Not to mention uncomfortable, seeing as he was always warm and everyone else was cold. He didn’t want them anywhere near him. He did kinda ‘ like ‘ ( more like, accept ) his roommates, but there was a limit to how far he would go for them. Which wasn’t very far at all. He would sooner let Szayel freeze to death than cuddle him. / @sybariite .
