I’M BEING MADE FUN OF IN MY OWN MAILBOX

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I’M BEING MADE FUN OF IN MY OWN MAILBOX
"So I put birdfeeders out in the garden a couple days ago." They're a little dinky, put together by a man who's more attuned to text describing fictional attacks on a square of overpriced cardboard than any instruction manual, but they're passable. Sort of cute in their slightly wonky presentation. "Um... Tell me why it's attracted a ghost, though?"
@sialiia / starter call.
Sydney and Tank spotted by the pool for the past 3 months. xoxo gossip girl
gh @ sleepy.eyesxo
“You’re very tall,” It’d always been obvious, how tall Syd was - at least compared to Gunner, who wasn’t a particularly tall person to begin with. But now, with the help of heels, Gunner’s neck was practically cricking so that he could look Syd in the eye, “I think I’d have to stand on a chair to be as tall as you right now. But I’m also really drunk so maybe it wouldn’t be the best idea. I wish I was as light as a feather, I’d get on your shoulders right now and be the tallest person here.” @syd-belcourt
📱 dis knee dat knee
leo: omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
leo: its the bday bitch 😩
leo: ur so so so sexy and 23 just like me bit fkin cute :')
leo: marjorie would like to formally invite u to dinner to celebrate this saturday
leo: i've given someone bday sex before as a gift so i'd like to leave that on the table but i do, in fact, have an actual gift for u
leo: the sex would just b a bonus
Ready to leave the cafe after buying his third coffee in what was probably far too short of a time, Teddy hesitated when he noticed Syd sitting on her own in the back. He was surprised he hadn’t noticed her before - one of Teddy’s favourite things to do was drown Syd in his sugar sweet faux niceties. “Syd!” he called to her, all the way from the other side of the cafe, making his way over to her in a matter of seconds, “Missed you at the party. You don’t even look that tired or anything. Whatcha get up to? Keep it PG?” @syd-belcourt
if u were my girlfriend u would be my girlfriend. and thats pretty epic 😎
oh my god