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>Syfrah: Who are those little guys?

what guyss? oh, my chamElEon friEndss? thE cool onE on thE lEft iss chompz, hE'ss my ssEcond in command in our awEssome littlE pack. hE changEd firsst whEn i altErEd thEm in my fit of ragE, hE'ss changEd back ssomE, but not all thE way. it'ss ssort of likE hE bEcamE ssomEthing nEw (and sstrongEr). thE othEr thrEE don't have namEss yEt, thEy're alwayss togEthEr, so i don't nEEd to call thEm ssEpEratEly. thE big onE iss kinda clumssy. thE onE nExt to him iss rEally hElpful, i think that onE'ss a girl for ssomE rEasson. thE onE on thE right iss... wEll... hE'ss a bit odd...

i had a lot morE friEndss, but thEssE wErE thE only onEss i found in timE...

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>Syfrah: Assess inventory

lEt'ss ssEE... i havE a nEt, ssomE hookss, fisshing linE, a frying pan, a blankEt, hErE'ss onE of my many sspEarss (thEy brEak ssomEtimEss, sso i kEEp Extrass), a mEat coolEr that i combinEd with ssomE thingy sso it doEssn't nEEd to bE pluggEd in, ssomE cool bonEss, and a bail of bEdding.

thE massk? i don't rEally know what it iss, i combined ssomE wEird window thingy and a sskull to makE it aftEr i took the casstlE, it sshowss mE a lot of nEat sstuff though!

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>Syfrah: Assess the situation

You just got out of a scuffle with 4 Dersites that attacked you and your little friends. You were previously planning how to infiltrate the castle that their kind has erected on your planet so that you can find the Leader of Rage that you're supposed to serve.

A Chameleon approaches and frantically points at the 3 you killed.

>Syfrah: Look at the 3 bodies on the ground.

hS: okay, wE havE a big round guy, a tall sskinny guy, and a sshort skinny guy with a lot of sshiny sshit. what'ss thE big dEal?

You toss a side glance to a short round Dersite. He seems to be terrified and content in thinking you doesn't see him.

The Chameleon chirps and hisses at you.

>Syfrah: React appropriately

hS: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WASS THE LEADER OF RAGE?! WHY THE FUCK DID HE TRY TO KILL ME IF I'M SSUPPOSSED TO DO SSHIT FOR HIM? >:<

The Chameleon whines softly.

hS: I WILL NOT FUCKING CALM DOWN! YOU JUSST TOLD ME THAT I CAN'T FINISSH MY FUCKING QUESST!!! I'M IN A FANGBEASST PIT WITHOUT A WEAPON BECAUSSE MOTHERFUCKERSS KEEP MESSSSING WITH MY PLANET! WHAT AM I SSUPOSSED TO DO NOW?!

The Chameleon smiles weakly and steps away from you.

hS: GIVING UP AND ACCEPTING FATE ISSN'T A FUCKING PLAN! I'M NOT GONNA ROLL OVER AND SSHOW MY FUCKING SSTOMACH TO FATE AND HOPE I GET LUCKY.

The Chameleon peeps at you and tilts his head.

hS: EVERY KEEPSS FUCKING THINGSS UP ON USS, SSO WE'RE GONNA FUCK SSHIT UP ON THEM. IT'SS NOT A MONARCHY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY HAD GOING ANYMORE. IT'SS A PACK. I KILLED THE LEADER. I'M THE NEW ALPHA. THEY'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME OR BE GUTTED.

You grab the small round Dersite by the throat and lift him to your face.

hS: YOU GET TO DECIDED FIRSST. PACK OR DEATH?!

The small round Dersite points at you and starts praising you. Wise choice.

hS: wElcomE to thE pack, now lEt'ss go incrEassE our ssizE. >:>

(I have this all written out, just too lazy to draw it, I'm kinda working on it though.)

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>Syfrah: Raise and army.

ragE can makE you bEcomE a nightmarE, but it can alsso bE your grEatEsst wEapon. you jusst nEEd to rEsspEct it. now comE littlE onE. thiss won't lasst forEvEr and wE havE much to do.

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>SYFRAH: ATTEMPT TO COME TO YOUR SENSES

Your name is Syfrah Velopo and you seem to have made a mess. None of this blood is yours. Everything should be okay. You are currently surrounded by the bodies of dersite carpacians. They tried to interfere with your quest. You interfered with their ability to breathe.

Your spear was broken in the fight and gave you a second stabbing implement, good for you. Learning new ways to stab is always helpful to such lethal hunters as yourself.

You feel blood on your face. it almost feels like a pattern. You'll have to look at it when you clean up, but not before getting your consorts to storm the castle with you. Then you can calm down. IF you can calm down.