Dec 4, 2019
Fidget is buried up to her neck in sand
Fidget: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!
Dust: Posideon quivers before her!
Fidget: (To the ocean) F**K OFF
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Fidget is buried up to her neck in sand
Fidget: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!
Dust: Posideon quivers before her!
Fidget: (To the ocean) F**K OFF
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation and as such could never directly produce the 4000 Newtons of force per sq centimeters required to break bones.
-Ahrah
A Blomb Fruit starts ticking suddenly
Ahrah: What did you do?
Dust: (panicked) I don’t know, I don’t know, but it’s an issue.
Ahrah: Did you press a button?
Fidget: Is it gonna blow up?
Dust: I don’t know.
Ahrah: Your thing is beeping now so you must have hit something!
Fidget: Is it gonna blow up?
Dust: I DON’T KNOW!!!!!
Ahrah: A bomb starts beeping, it might signal a problem, you think?!?
Ahrah: You must be silent - but deadly.
(Dust and Fidget laugh hysterically)
Fidget: That’s a fart thing …
Ahrah: Unbelievable.
Dust: Right, Fidget, let’s try again. This is called “adding”. If I have two beans, and I add two more beans, what do I have?
Fidget: Some beans.
Dust: Yes … and no. Let’s try again. If I have two beans … and I add two more beans … what does that MAKE?
Fidget: A very small casserole.
Dust: Fidget, the ape-creatures of the Indus have mastered this. Now try again. *points to the beans* One. Two. Three. F O U R.
Fidget: Ohhh!
Dust: So how many are there?
Fidget: Three
Dust: What?
Fidget: Plus that one
Dust: … three plus that one … so if I add that one to the other three, what will I have?
Fidget: Oh! Some beans.
Dust: *heavy sigh* To you Fidget, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn’t it?
Popcorn at a fight is unnatural. I want a hot dog.
-Fidget
That is NOT correct … because according to the encyclopedia - splplphfghpfpthgerbh
- Ahrah
General Gaius: So what now, Dust? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until judgment day and trumpets sound? Hmmm?
Dust: Or you could surrender!