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KIROKAZE
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@incorrectdaetquotes
Mostly because it rains every five minutes in Falana
Fidget: What if, instead of drops, rain fell all at once? Like, a two-inch thick sheet of water just goes THWAP! And then it's sunny again?
Ahrah: Fun fact. That is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us.
Fidget: ...oh.
Elder Grey-Eyes: We'll have to distract Gaius' forces. Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
(Fidget poses dramatically)
Fidget: My time has come.
Regarding setting off avalanches on purpose...
Ahrah: This is a mistake.
Fidget: A mistake we're gonna laugh about one day!
Ahrah: But not today.
Fidget: Oh, no. Today's gonna be a mess.
Serious Tactical Discussions
Fidget: Going to Plan B?
Dust: Technically that would be Plan G.
Ahrah: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?
Dust: Yeah. Gianni dies in Plan M.
Fidget: I like Plan M.
Corbin: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Colleen: No, I said "Corbin, don't lick the swing set" and you said "Don't tell me what to do, Colleen." And then you licked the swing set.
A Blomb Fruit starts ticking suddenly
Ahrah: What did you do?
Dust: (panicked) I don’t know, I don’t know, but it’s an issue.
Ahrah: Did you press a button?
Fidget: Is it gonna blow up?
Dust: I don’t know.
Ahrah: Your thing is beeping now so you must have hit something!
Fidget: Is it gonna blow up?
Dust: I DON’T KNOW!!!!!
Ahrah: A bomb starts beeping, it might signal a problem, you think?!?
When Gianni FINALLY gets put in his place
Oneida: You know what? You're on time out! Get on top of the fridge!
Gianni: This village is a ****ing nightmare!
If Matti actually speaks...
Haley: Happy birthday, Matti!
Matti:...I can't swim...
Mayor Bram: Go ahead an introduce yourselves.
Reed: My name is Reed with a B, and I've been afraid of insects my entire...
Moska: Stop, stop, stop. Where?
Reed: Hmm?
Moska: Where's the 'b'?
Reed: There's a bee?!
I'm too young to die, and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am...
Jin
FIDGET DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
Fidget
I am the danger.
Dust, or Cassius. One of the two
Ginger: What are you so interested in, Jin?
Jin: Singing swords!
Fidget: My friend has a singing sword. Its name is Ahrah.
Cassius: Huh. That sword doesn’t like me.
Ginger: Do the swords have personalities?
Fidget: Ahrah does. He doesn’t like to fight but he does it when my friend needs him to.
Cassius: Stupid sword.
Source: Princess Between Worlds
Popcorn at a fight is unnatural. I want a hot dog.
-Fidget
Return of the Narrator...
Narrator: After Dust claimed the Blade of Ahrah, he headed east towards...
Dust: Uh, excuse me? What are you doing?
Narrator: I'm narrating.
Dust: Okay...why?
Narrator: Because this story needs to be told.
Dust: What story?
Narrator: The story of this game.
Dust: ...game?
Narrator: Look, just ignore me. That's what everyone else does anyway. Just like those people over there!
Bopo: Mamma! Why's that disembodied voice pointing at us?
Mamop: Just ignore it and maybe it'll go away.
Narrator: I CAN HEAR YOU!
Someone's a bit too eager to defend their boss...
Soldier: (about Gaius) You really wouldn't hurt him! he's innocent! He's a good man!
Dust: Oh, I really would.
Fidget: He super would. Trust me.
Dust: You know? It's comforting.
Fidget: What is?
Dust: I died, came back again, and you're still not funny.
Fidget: Shut up. I'm hilarious.