Why Mal? He can't read, he's naive, and probably going to get hit by a car when you let him off his leash. He's paranoid, jealous, and has the potential to rip out your throat. Why?
"Why is he my friend? Well anon……fer one, he’s smar’ anough ta know ta look both ways when crossin’ tha street. An’ two, i’ ain’ his faul’ he cain’ read. I don’ mind teachin’ him. Granted he chews on my nerves more than anythin’ when he’ star’s fussin’ an’ throwin tantrums…..bu’ wha’ tha hell are ya talkin’ bou’, paranoid an’ jealous? He seems so perfec’ly fine ta me. An he’s a puppy, all I gotta do is hold him ou’ by tha scruff, an’ he cain’ reach me. I go’ more than one way o’ interactin’ with him. Why? Were ya lookin’ ta mee’ him too?"















